The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

Leah · June 14, 2016, 10:35:56 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 14, 2016, 09:06:28 AM
Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds are the new Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman.

Flangepart · June 14, 2016, 11:37:52 AM

DEADPOOL...don't call him a mime lest you die.

AoTFan · June 14, 2016, 09:04:26 PM

So, I listed a tent for SALE on eBay, now ebay keeps sending me all these emails showing me bargains of tents for sail. The reasons I'm SELLING the one tent I have is because I want to get rid of it, not because I'm trying to acquire more.

Which, you can view here http://www.ebay.com/itm/122010230844?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 if you're interested.

Rev. Powell · June 15, 2016, 11:25:06 AM

I see examples of confirmation bias everywhere I look.

ER · June 15, 2016, 07:51:00 PM

My friend has penned a short story that can only be described as "Hobbit porn." Yes, Hobbit porn.

indianasmith · June 15, 2016, 11:16:39 PM

Where there's sex, there's a market!

ER · June 16, 2016, 03:32:00 PM

And where there's a market, there's sex.

Rev. Powell · June 16, 2016, 07:45:22 PM

According to http://howmanyofme.com, there are probably 30 people in the USA who share my first and last name.

One of them lives in my town, and he doesn't pay his child support.

LilCerberus · June 16, 2016, 08:13:37 PM

The Sig Saur MCX looks just like my Nerf NStrike, only in black... Creepy.

LilCerberus · June 16, 2016, 08:20:07 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 16, 2016, 07:45:22 PM
According to http://howmanyofme.com, there are probably 30 people in the USA who share my first and last name.

One of them lives in my town, and he doesn't pay his child support.

There are nine if you use my nickname. If you use my full first name, I'm the only one.

LilCerberus · June 16, 2016, 11:35:41 PM

If I were filthy stinking rich, I'd buy all those yard tools you only see in horror movies...
Then, I would use them for their intended purpose around the yard while smiling funny at the neighbors as they drive by...

AoTFan · June 17, 2016, 09:22:18 AM

Quote from: ER on June 15, 2016, 07:51:00 PM
My friend has penned a short story that can only be described as "Hobbit porn." Yes, Hobbit porn.

Let me guess, some kind of Frodo/Sam slash fiction? A lot of girls are into writing that stuff for some reason.

ER · June 17, 2016, 09:29:16 AM

I'm assuming this is CGI-heavy, but still, what a commercial!

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LilCerberus · June 17, 2016, 10:35:34 AM

Quote from: ER on June 15, 2016, 07:51:00 PM
My friend has penned a short story that can only be described as "Hobbit porn." Yes, Hobbit porn.

I should've gotten the 1982 Honda PA50 Hobbit, but instead I got a 1982 Honda NU50 Urban Express...

Have you ever read Bored Of The Rings by The Harvard Lampoon?

ER · June 17, 2016, 10:49:54 AM

Quote from: AoTFan on June 17, 2016, 09:22:18 AM
Quote from: ER on June 15, 2016, 07:51:00 PM
My friend has penned a short story that can only be described as "Hobbit porn." Yes, Hobbit porn.

Let me guess, some kind of Frodo/Sam slash fiction? A lot of girls are into writing that stuff for some reason.

Ha, nah, it was just a silly little Hobbit lust fulfilled on a bridge type of thing with made-up characters. Made me laugh. The Hobbit climbed out of the stream and his shirt was all wet and the girl Hobbit felt her hairy toes curl. Then they sneaked off to a mushroom patch and had-to and smoked a pipe together afterward. And nine months later Bilbo was born. (Okay I made that part up.)

It failed to satisfy my scientific curiosity, though, about whether male Hobbits, like Congo-ese pygmies, are disproportionately endowed. I was keenly disappointed there. Long wondered that, you know. Also Yoda. Yoda has perplexed me a time or two.