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Flangepart

#300
June 02, 2016, 12:42:59 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on June 01, 2016, 03:57:36 PM
I have a scorching case of diverticulitis.  They gave me two medicines for it, with which one I must absolutely not touch alcohol unless I want to become violently ill. 


Do NOT let the cats bring you your meds...unless you let them have your beer. Well, I wouldn't trust 'em...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

ER

#301
June 02, 2016, 02:00:46 PM
I love my kids. Today we went to a cemetery to feed the swans and see if we could spot the rare red squirrels they have, and we crossed up this hill and I stopped and said, "Oh, they're burying somebody." Instantly and as one they all said, "Can we go see????!"

Awesome, man, awesome.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

#302
June 02, 2016, 02:52:57 PM
That's pretty priceless.  Did they complain when they saw the casket was closed?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr

#303
June 03, 2016, 09:21:07 PM
I wonder if Kenny Chesney realizes that to someone from the east coast he looks like a very gay man like fashion wise

LilCerberus

#304
June 04, 2016, 11:35:51 AM
RIP Muhammad Ali
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

#305
June 06, 2016, 10:38:05 PM
It only just now occurs to me that The Matrix takes place around the same time everyone was worked up about the Millennium Bug...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ER

#306
June 07, 2016, 02:33:15 PM
I'm in a quotey mood today.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Rev. Powell

#307
June 07, 2016, 07:01:55 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on June 01, 2016, 03:57:36 PM
I have a scorching case of diverticulitis.  They gave me two medicines for it, with which one I must absolutely not touch alcohol unless I want to become violently ill. 



Better send all your beer to me just to be safe!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

LilCerberus

#308
June 08, 2016, 01:43:04 PM
Every time I hear somebody say "Straight Outa Compton", it makes me think about that digital encyclopedia you used to get with Windows 3.1 computers....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Flangepart

#309
June 08, 2016, 03:32:07 PM
If all the alternate universes were put together...the nerds would still be outnumbered by the normal people.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

#310
June 08, 2016, 06:10:14 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on June 08, 2016, 03:32:07 PM
If all the alternate universes were put together...the nerds would still be outnumbered by the normal people.

Normal?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

#311
June 08, 2016, 06:12:22 PM
The Trumpster will be visiting the home of the iBook Riots... Can't wait to see how THAT works out...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Flangepart

#312
June 14, 2016, 11:46:13 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 08, 2016, 06:10:14 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on June 08, 2016, 03:32:07 PM
If all the alternate universes were put together...the nerds would still be outnumbered by the normal people.

Normal?
Well, what ever behavior is most acceptable to the majority of a planets population. Particularity the world of the BDCs. Beer Drinking Cats.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

sprite75

#313
June 14, 2016, 01:27:53 PM
It's taking forever to get this one directory moved over to archive storage at work.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

ER

#314
June 14, 2016, 05:05:35 PM
Just got done with Krav Maga, read a nice little horror story while sitting here at Starbucks watching my favorite/least favorite barista do her stuff, waiting on my godson's mom to get out of traffic so I can experience her getting even more hyperactive with caffeine swirling through her bloodstream, sidestepped having to have dinner with my in-laws tonight (THANKS, HONEY!!!), got a full tank of gas, a new battery for my phone, the present I ordered my mother for her birthday Sunday came in, and it hits me....life is pretty darn good right now.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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