Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[ER]

Ever notice the fluid in those self-service windshield cleaning wells at gas stations smells like it was hauled in from The Bog of Eternal Stench?

[Flangepart]

The bog of eternal stench. E-yeah...must be all those festering bug guts end up in thar.

[ER]

Making vanilla-cattail pollen ice cream tonight.

[Flangepart]

I'm staring into the computer monitor...and it stares into me. We both yawn.

[lester1/2jr]

skateboarders generally hate kids on scooters but they've kind of grown on me. It's cool that they can have an actual session where they interact with each other, try new tricks, fall, etc on their own for long or longish periods of time. It's different than playing sports, less structured obviously, but similar in other ways.

[akiratubo]

Hugh Jackman has appeared in my dreams more than any other real-life person.

[Flangepart]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...well, there goes my day...

[Rev. Powell]

Just realized that it was never the Chinese spamming my site at all... it was probably Russians or Ukrainians, using Chinese proxy servers.

[indianasmith]

To my dying day I will never know whose idea it was to put the word "Fun" in "Funeral." 

[Flangepart]

My life as a tank engine sound on Doppler shift.

[indianasmith]

I wonder if you could fuel an automobile using nothing but belly button lint . . .

[Flangepart]

Howitzers can be fun, but make sure you use the right ammunition with them.

[sprite75]

Possible date night Friday.

[Flangepart]

Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor, on the bed post over night?
No, it adds the taste of wood varnish to it's 'style'.

[A_Dubya]

Could I drink so much that I become sober?