The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Rev. Powell]

Depression saps the energy out of you and you find it harder to even enjoy the things you used to love. Or to even get energy to want to do anything really a lot of the time.

That's accurate. Hope you're not suffering from it. Medication helped me overcome it.

[indianasmith]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

[Flangepart]

Film Noir is like toilet paper...it's just a question of who gets rubbed out, and who does the rubbin.'

[ER]

Under an age-grayed boardwalk built in better days by men long-dead, its bisected shade a solace against the July heat of the coast, the one-armed popcorn vendor took an interest in the outcome of the hula-hoop contest for girls under ten, while out to sea, unseen by all, the hard-drinking Russian model dove off the lecherous Yemeni's sailboat and swam toward the shore in the face of a riptide which pulled at her bikini bottom with tiny, insistent fingers, making her cuss but breaststroke with renewed determination to reach land before the next wave set her coughing again, aware the odds of her success were at best fifty-fifty, and that in dying too young the hopes pinned on her by her mother back in Novosibirsk would pass unfulfilled, and all the surgeries, the lessons in voice, in stride and demeanor, in makeup, all the little tricks to make her green eyes smolder, the black market mortgage itself that sent her to America, all would be moot if she drowned here off this second-rate vacation town, so she swam harder still and made some progress, swearing black revenge on the man on the sailboat, whose coke-whited laughter still carried over the choppy water, sizzling in her ears, leaving her to think I will kill him for this, I will, I will...

[lester1/2jr]

this looks good

Novo 2002

"Suffering from complete amnesia as the result of a recent accident, office worker Graham (Eduardo Noriega) also lacks the ability to retain new memories. The upshot is that every time he has sex with Irene (Anna Mouglalis), one of the secretaries in the office, he forgets about it an hour later, so every time is the first time."

[lester1/2jr]

https://twitter.com/Edourdoo/status/762200855781203968

there was/ is a rivalry between an Australian swimmer and a Chinese swimmer. It's managed to expose some of the rifts between people in that part of the world


http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/06/sport/horton-yang-swimming-rio-olympics-day-one/index.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=cnni_headlines

"Aquatic Grudge Match" indeed

[JaseSF]

It's a weird feeling when you get the thought you'd like to step outside of time or slow down the world to a snail's pace so you can step outside of it...

[ER]

Just as one can only hold one's breath underwater for so long before surrendering to the directive to drown, I can only only go for so long resisting the urge to ____ you, dear.

A. Kiss
B. Kill

[Flangepart]

C. Disenfenstrate.

[Chainsawmidget]

Just as one can only hold one's breath underwater for so long before surrendering to the directive to drown, I can only only go for so long resisting the urge to ____ you, dear.

A. Kiss
B. Kill

What about C.  All of the Above!

[indianasmith]

What if boogers are a parasitic life form that hatches and grows in our nostrils before falling out and assuming their mature form as the common garden slug?

[Flangepart]

I also believe in rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.

[indianasmith]

I was a fan of Alexander Hamilton long before HAMILTON, the musical, came out.

That being said, I've been listening to some of the songs, and . . . WOW!!!

[AoTFan]

I had lunch at a Chinese Buffet today.  Among other things they had french fries and fried okra.  I had no idea either of those were part of the Asian culinary menu. 

[LilCerberus]

ADHD
My commode's been backed up, and it's been making it difficult for me to look at pictures of women with nice rear ends....

Enjoy your dinner.