Who should be the South African President?

[Trevor]

Dunno, if I could vote in South Africa, but if i could, you could probably bribe me with free cookies. 

(hint, hint)

Me give free cookie also 

[BoyScoutKevin]

If I could I would give you my vote... 

I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?

Peace in the country.
An end to the scourge known as etolls 
Justice for the wronged (especially violence against women and children)
Free undies for everyone 
I make a difference daily in my work so I could make even more of a difference as Prez.

I wonder how much would it cost for Free Undies for everyone in South Africa.

Not that much, I would think. Do South Africans even wear underwear? I thought they either went around as Nature intended, or wore a loincloth.

[Chainsawmidget]

I think Trump should be president of South Africa.  And Hilary. 

Sorry, Trev.  I just don't want them here.  I thought maybe if we let them be president somewhere else they'd be content and leave.

[indianasmith]

Yeah, but we LIKE South Africa.

How about making them co-Presidents of Burkina Faso?

[Trevor]

I think Trump should be president of South Africa.  And Hilary.  

Sorry, Trev.  I just don't want them here.  I thought maybe if we let them be president somewhere else they'd be content and leave.

Trump called my country "a violent hot mess" as if there isn't violence anywhere else on the planet and Clinton sat on her ass and did nothing while brave Americans gave their lives to try and help the US Ambassador. They're not welcome here, either of them.

[Trevor]

Yeah, but we LIKE South Africa.

How about making them co-Presidents of Burkina Faso?

I don't think BF wants them either.

[Skull]

This might sound stupid (because I never been in South Africa)

Do you have a Walmart? If not maybe you can bring a Walmart to South Africa and give away vouchers of free undies, that's redeemable in Walmart.

[Trevor]

This might sound stupid (because I never been in South Africa)

Do you have a Walmart? If not maybe you can bring a Walmart to South Africa and give away vouchers of free undies, that's redeemable in Walmart.

The local chain store Game www.game.co.za is owned by Wallmart. 

[Skull]

This might sound stupid (because I never been in South Africa)

Do you have a Walmart? If not maybe you can bring a Walmart to South Africa and give away vouchers of free undies, that's redeemable in Walmart.

The local chain store Game www.game.co.za is owned by Wallmart. 

lol I thought you guys have something like a walmart... 

[Trevor]

This might sound stupid (because I never been in South Africa)

Do you have a Walmart? If not maybe you can bring a Walmart to South Africa and give away vouchers of free undies, that's redeemable in Walmart.

The local chain store Game www.game.co.za is owned by Wallmart. 

lol I thought you guys have something like a walmart... 

Sorry: I meant 'Walmart', not Wallmart. 

[Skull]

Sorry: I meant 'Walmart', not Wallmart.  

lol I've overlooked the second l...


For kicks I'd tried to look up Wallmart on my search and it jumped to Walmart with no option to change the spelling to Wallmart... Anyway enjoy this silly pic: