Cops: Quarrel Over Orgy Got All Stabby

[sprite75]

And yep, Florida!

As detailed in a criminal complaint, Kelci Perkins and Michael McCabe quarrelled "after becoming intoxicated." The couple "had an argument over an orgy (group sex)," a sheriff's deputy reported.

Perkins punched McCabe in the mouth, causing a "minor injury" to her beau's lip. McCabe responded by striking Perkins in her left eye. The mutual combat occurred at a home in Largo, a city outside Tampa.

After exchanging blows, the couple walked to the nearby residence they share at Sun Village, a manufactured home community in Largo.

Upon getting home after 3 AM, the couple resumed arguing, cops say. At one point, Perkins allegedly "took a knife from their kitchen" and stabbed McCabe five times in his left forearm. "The defendant and victim have lived together for 3 years and claim to be engaged to be married," the complaint notes.

I got this...

http://youtu.be/2IDwpTABJG4

[BoyScoutKevin]

If you do not want to know what makes Florida so weird, then read no further, but . . .?!

If you do, then . . .

Oh, Florida :
how America's weirdest state influences the rest of the country
by Florida native Craig Pittman

Of the 20,000,000 permanent residents, of the adults, only a third were born in Florida, including the author and his wife. The rest were born somewhere else and later moved to Florida. Of course, both numbers pale beside the 100,000,000 tourists, who visit Florida each year.

It's the . . .
wildlife
+the weather
+the shifting landscape
+ the people
+ the Open Records Act
+the history
+the greed
+the government
+the geography
and the Big Lie
=Florida

And here is just one example of what one will find in the book.

During the mid '50's and mid 60's, using your tax dollars, the Florida legislature formed a committee to investigate homosexuality and lesbianism in the state, which they did for the next 9 years, and when there was nothing more to investigate, they published their official report under the benign title "Homosexuality and Citizenship in Florida." Though, because of its cover, it was better known as "The Purple Pamphlet." And, of course, it became a best seller. Not only across Florida, but . . .?! across most of the U.S. as well. Not so much for what it said in it, but . . .?! for its illustrations which depicted just about every aspect of the subject, including photos of adolescent and pre-adolescent boys in various states of undress and in in various poses. Which may be why the state attorney in Miami (Florida)--at that time--declared it to be both "obscene" and "pornographic" and threatened to prosecute anybody who sold it. (Does this include the Florida state legislature, which was selling it for a quarter?)

Ah, Florida. Probably the only state to decide there was not enough pornography out there, so they had the state legislature publish some more. Your tax dollars at work. You can start sawing now.

[indianasmith]

Dave Barry has a whole chapter in his book, DAVE BARRY HITS BELOW THE BELTWAY, on why Florida is so darned weird.