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Favorite Line from Favorite B-Movie

Started by BoyScoutKevin, December 28, 2003, 03:20:24 PM

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Genetic Mishap

I saw a Friar's Club Roast of Chevy on Comedy Central once. Terribly unfunny, and if the media is to be believed, there wasn't much of a good natured subtext to go with it.

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Neon Noodle

Speaking of funny lines,

A friend brought over Road House the other night and I remembered one of the most bizarre moments in this movie. When Patrick Swazye was getting his butt kicked near the end, the guy whispered into Patrick's ear while getting him in a head lock. I believe the exact quote was:

"I used to F**k guys like you in prison!"

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't most guys laugh themselves silly upon hearing something like this?!?!?!
I wouldn't be able to fight anymore, being doubled over with laughter.....

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While on a journey, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, dry and parched.
With sorrow, he questioned and lamented the end of all things.
When he finished speaking, he dragged the skull over and, using it for a pillow, lay down to sleep.
In the night, the skull came to his dreams and said, 'You are a fool to rejoice in the entanglements of life.'
Chuang Tzu couldn`t believe this and asked, 'If I could return you to your life, you would want that, wouldn`t you?'
Stunned by Chuang Tzu`s foolishness, the skull replied, 'How do you know that it is bad to be dead?'

-From The Matrix: The Path of Neo

FearlessFreep

Going places unmapped, to do things unplanned, to people unsuspecting

StatCat

"warriors come out to play" comes to mind

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