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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by indianasmith, October 17, 2016, 10:45:28 PM

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indianasmith

October 17, 2016, 10:45:28 PM
Good grief, I thought I would never get here! LOL

So, when is the initiation ritual?  And do I need to bring a goat?  :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Leah

#1
October 18, 2016, 12:38:53 AM
Congratulations my friend, welcome to Krakenhood! :cheers:
yeah no.

sprite75

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October 18, 2016, 12:54:38 AM
Quote from: El Misfit on October 18, 2016, 12:38:53 AM
Congratulations my friend, welcome to Krakenhood! :cheers:


Is that beer?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Rev. Powell

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October 18, 2016, 07:33:09 AM
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ER

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October 18, 2016, 09:31:14 AM
You have earned the right to destroy one Greek coastal city a year and eat as many sacrificial virgins as you can hold.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

#5
October 18, 2016, 08:41:54 PM
Quote from: ER on October 18, 2016, 09:31:14 AM
You have earned the right to destroy one Greek coastal city a year and eat as many sacrificial virgins as you can hold.

Is Delphi on the coast?  I can devour all the Oracles and kill two birds with one stone!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Rev. Powell

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October 18, 2016, 09:04:39 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 18, 2016, 08:41:54 PM
Quote from: ER on October 18, 2016, 09:31:14 AM
You have earned the right to destroy one Greek coastal city a year and eat as many sacrificial virgins as you can hold.

Is Delphi on the coast?  I can devour all the Oracles and kill two birds with one stone!

No, Delphi is not on the coast. (I know that response isn't in the spirit of things, but I've actually been to Delphi and I can't let geography that bad slide!)
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Allhallowsday

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October 18, 2016, 10:10:37 PM
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

LilCerberus

#8
October 18, 2016, 11:16:11 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 17, 2016, 10:45:28 PM
So, when is the initiation ritual?  And do I need to bring a goat?  :teddyr:

Yeah, as they say in Mexico, You'll probably need some goat, as well as some rooster & parrot... :bouncegiggle:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

indianasmith

#9
October 18, 2016, 11:39:47 PM
Shouldn't I be growing some tentacles now, or something?

Or does that take a few days?   :question:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Leah

#10
October 19, 2016, 12:07:44 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 18, 2016, 11:39:47 PM
Shouldn't I be growing some tentacles now, or something?

Or does that take a few days?   :question:
Only if you are in Japan and see school girls.
yeah no.

RCMerchant

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October 19, 2016, 03:46:12 AM
Nothing happens-except you have a kid orgasm in yer sleep.Thats kinda cool. Ya know-when you were a little teen-and had a wet dream? Creamed yer jeans in yer sleep?That kinda thing!


Nothing happens. :teddyr:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Derf

#12
October 19, 2016, 07:10:40 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 18, 2016, 11:39:47 PM
Shouldn't I be growing some tentacles now, or something?

Or does that take a few days?   :question:

Unfortunately,  the version of kraken you turned into mostly involves a name change. You are now to be known as Phil McKraken.

With sincere apologies,
The Forum
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Skull

#13
October 19, 2016, 09:06:30 AM
Quote from: El Misfit on October 18, 2016, 12:38:53 AM
Congratulations my friend, welcome to Krakenhood! :cheers:


I'm going to release it this Sunday... My friend/editor/co-writer said he should be done with my book HIM this Sunday.

BoyScoutKevin

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October 19, 2016, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 18, 2016, 10:10:37 PM
http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8 

:teddyr:

Congratulations, Indy! You have achieved something few people in this world have ever achieved. Now, what are you going to do next?

Which brings up the question: with a farting contest between a hippo and Trevor, who'd win? I just don't be downwind when it starts.
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