Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[AoTFan]

I won a bat detector kit in a draw from the Canadian Wildlife Federation!  This should greatly enhance my vampire hunting capabilities.

Huh, didn't know such things existed.  If you go exploring caves with bats in it though, just be careful around the guano. 

[LilCerberus]

  Anybody know where to find a cape, like the kind Sherlock Holmes or Mr Sulu would wear? 

[Flangepart]

Now if only bats could learn to play baseball.

[AoTFan]

Today's handy cooking tip:

When you put a bowl of popcorn into the microwave for two minutes, you'll increase the likelihood of getting popcorn if you remember to actually put kernels in the bowl first.

[Flangepart]

"Mother and father are replacing me with a brace of Howler monkeys!" Rifftrax.

[Trevor]

I have NO clean undies. Anywhere.  





* Not even under the bed 

[AoTFan]

Okay, so the ability to rate your MP3s in your music player is a handy feature, but, I can't help but wonder why anyone would KEEP an mp3 file that they rate less than three stars. 

Course, I suppose it's for mainly for listening to music online that you don't already own.

[Chainsawmidget]

I won a bat detector kit in a draw from the Canadian Wildlife Federation!  This should greatly enhance my vampire hunting capabilities.

Sounds like something Adam West would have in his utility belt. 

[LilCerberus]

I just realized, this is the first year I won't be inflicting the Hardware soundtrack on the good people of Richmond.

[Flangepart]

Should you come across a sleeping bobcat...don't wake 'em.

[LilCerberus]

DTs...
Words don't look right. 

[LilCerberus]

Now that I know that Rat Fink by Allen Sherman is a spoof of Rag Mop by The Ames Brothers, Rag Mop sounds kind of like a rip off of Pennsylvania 6-5000 by Glenn Miller...

[LilCerberus]

I was thinking about portable recorders, when I had an ADHD moment about that documentary Rate It X (1986), and I suddenly got what was up with that creepy disembodied white glove. I dunno, I guess you'd have to be a live sound person to know what I'm talking about.

[indianasmith]

What if the boogers we discard in Kleenexes crawl outside and evolve into slimy things like slugs and snails??? 

[LilCerberus]

What if the boogers we discard in Kleenexes crawl outside and evolve into slimy things like slugs and snails??? 

Then you should probably give up your $400 a week escargot habit & take up picking your nose...