Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[Flangepart]

I have blisters on me fingers...should I take up the guitar?

[LilCerberus]

That kid shot in Reno last week; Anybody else notice the crowd gathered around enjoying themselves?

[Flangepart]

That kid shot in Reno last week; Anybody else notice the crowd gathered around enjoying themselves?

Did not catch that one...but sadly, I'm not surprised...not surprised at all.

[indianasmith]

If it weren't for nostrils, boogers would be permanently homeless.

[ER]

I think condoms should have erotic pictures printed on them.

[LilCerberus]

I think condoms should have erotic pictures printed on them.

Nah, that joke about the serial numbers wouldn't work...

[LilCerberus]

As the stench from the elections won't go away, perhaps a groupwide review challenge of Triumph Of The Will is in order...

[ER]

"Don't tell me what sort of Hanukkah to have."

[indianasmith]

I think condoms should have erotic pictures printed on them.

"That's a cool picture - wait, it's gone.  Now it's back - wait, it's gone - now it's back . . . "

[LilCerberus]

I think condoms should have erotic pictures printed on them.

"That's a cool picture - wait, it's gone.  Now it's back - wait, it's gone - now it's back . . . "

Now that you mention it, It does sound like a practical alternative to that joke about the guy who wants to get a $100 bill tattooed to his (you know what).

[ER]

I think condoms should have erotic pictures printed on them.

"That's a cool picture - wait, it's gone.  Now it's back - wait, it's gone - now it's back . . . "

Now that you mention it, It does sound like a practical alternative to that joke about the guy who wants to get a $100 bill tattooed to his (you know what).

The joke where "Wendy" becomes "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day."?

[LilCerberus]

I think condoms should have erotic pictures printed on them.

"That's a cool picture - wait, it's gone.  Now it's back - wait, it's gone - now it's back . . . "

Now that you mention it, It does sound like a practical alternative to that joke about the guy who wants to get a $100 bill tattooed to his (you know what).

The joke where "Wendy" becomes "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day."?

No, the one where he tells the tattooist, he likes to watch his money grow, he likes to play with his money, and that his wife only married him for his money.

[Flangepart]

If it weren't for nostrils, boogers would be permanently homeless.

Wait, you forgot napkins were mobile homes? They be booger RV's man!

[javakoala]

With increasing frequency, I find that I recognize fewer and fewer names/faces on imdb.com's Born Today list on the home page.

[ER]

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