Drunk makes love to snowman, loses dick to frostbite

[bob]

http://thuglifevideos.com/drunk-man-makes-love-to-snowman-gets-frostbite/

[Leah]

How cold hearted for the snowman to not warm up to his advancements.

[indianasmith]

That's one way to keep it stiff, I guess. 

[AoTFan]

Ahhh.. shoot... much as I hate being the buzzkill, this story was too good to be true.

http://www.snopes.com/drunk-man-has-sex-with-snowman/

Kind suspected something when I started reading other stories on the website to find them rather poorly written and riddled with typos. 

[javakoala]

Ahhh.. shoot... much as I hate being the buzzkill, this story was too good to be true.

http://www.snopes.com/drunk-man-has-sex-with-snowman/

Kind suspected something when I started reading other stories on the website to find them rather poorly written and riddled with typos. 

You just HAD to ruin Christmas, didn't you?!?!

I'm kidding. Thanks for clearing this up. Good to know snowpeople are safe from sexual predators.