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WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE ???

Started by Allhallowsday, December 30, 2016, 04:59:25 PM

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Allhallowsday

What is the WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE ??? 

I'll suggest SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS(1964)  :lookingup:  I've always hated it... 

http://youtu.be/HnEJrwYXXsI 

What Christmas movie is as bad... or worse???
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LilCerberus

I always describe Santa Claus Conquers The Martians as the perfect Christmas movie for sadists, Santa Claus (1959) as the perfect Christmas movie for masochists, and Hardware (1990) as the perfect Christmas movie for misanthropes.
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zombie no.one

JACK FROST (1997) ... I almost want to like it because it clearly has its tongue inserted firmly in cheek, but is more 'bad bad' than 'good bad' IMO

retrorussell

SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
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MARTIANS and SANTA CLAUS were bad too.
My mom bought MARTIANS in a Christmas DVD pack.  She didn't know how bad it was, until she watched it with me.  I had some golden riffs that put her in stitches.
The SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT movies are rather awful, especially Part 2.
GARBAGE DAY!!!
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RCMerchant

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is pure insanity!


I can watch bad movies like the above for it's pure LSD like effect,but stuff like SANTA WITH MUSCLES (1996) is pure garbage.

http://youtu.be/nmPgWz85Us0
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RCMerchant

If anything-any of them Hallmark kinda lame s**t is worse than any of the above. All filled with the joy of Christmas syrup! A crippled orphan! A stray dog! A homless waif! who saves Christmas!!! ARGHH!
Makes me wanna go into a church  and -

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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bob

I'll go with an extremely unpopular opinion and say A Christmas Story. I hated that thing since I was a kid.  :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:
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Blair

The Christmas Shoes. Mom needs a new heart, not new shoes.

messedup

Never saw Santa Claus conquers the Martians, but in Germany there is a TV-Show called SchleFaZ (short for "Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten (The worst movies of all-time), which is like MST3K, but with subtitles making fun of the movie. On December 23rd they showed the 1959 mexican movie Santa Claus, which was just plain weird and overall really bad. So that's probably the worst Christmas movie I have ever seen.

LilCerberus

I keep confusing Jack Frost (1997) with Jack Frost (1998).
At the beginning of December, I stopped & glanced over the Holiday DVDs in the check out line at the drug store, & found myself wondering what a horror movie would be doing in with the family movies, but the more I passed by, the more I realized it might've been the other one...
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Leah

Supposedly the worst Christmas movie is Saving Christmas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saving_Christmas
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4009460/

As for what I saw, that would be Florida Mall Santa and the Dairy Mascot Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny
yeah no.

chrisr