Old guy in Cape Town with pants down...

[Trevor]

The rest of it is too painful.

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/71-year-old-makes-a-run-from-cops-after-being-caught-with-pants-down-20170109

[bob]

we know it's not Trevor cuz no mention of undies 

[indianasmith]

That reminds me of a story about Winston Churchill.  During World War II, he was reading the London Times, and the police blotter reported a case of a man "in excess of seventy years of age" who had been arrested in zubzero temperatures in a London Park for exposing himself to schoolgirls on a field trip. Churchill's response:

"Over seventy and below zero! Makes me proud to be an Englishman!"

[Trevor]

we know it's not Trevor cuz no mention of undies 

Those fell off when I was trying to run away.