C Me Dance

[Olivia Bauer]

I saw some cool little Christian movies on netflix. well cool maybe not the right word but enjoyable.

C Me Dance remains just about the worst movie I've ever seen. It was such a huge disaster, nothing was done right and it had no charm just ...Zonk!

That's a quote that's pretty old now but I felt the need to dig it up.
This... Thing was mentioned as being one of the worst Christian movies ever.

I never watched it but shortly after that post...

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After seeing this I'm glad I didn't watch the whole thing.
Calling this movie garbage is being nice to it.

[RCMerchant]

Perhaps it's just my opinion,but the Ormand's  Christian movies are much worse-

from 1971-

http://youtu.be/E7HytrGnnz8

...and they made more of these abominations too!

You can visit this hell on earth in it's entirety here-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5o_LwqX77I

[lester1/2jr]

I definitely stand by my assessment of C me Dance as a "cataclysm". at the same time, we should remember Blood Freak is also a Christian film to some extent so you really can't write off the whole genre, just very large parts of it.

If you want to see a real, corny, ridiculous but actually charming and entertaining, in it's own demented way, movie check out Pamela's Prayer. leave C Me Dance on the shelf

[Olivia Bauer]

Perhaps it's just my opinion,but the Ormand's  Christian movies are much worse-

from 1971-



...and they made more of these abominations too!

You can visit this hell on earth in it's entirety here-

I've actually seen a review of "If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?"
A movie with the most obnoxiously long title since "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies".

It looks like a f**king parody of a propaganda film. The entire time I watched it I couldn't stop thinking of Dr. Borous from the Fallout: New Vegas DLC "Old World Blues".
(If you haven't played it, I highly recommend it. If you already own FO:NV you can buy the DLC. If you don't then just get the Ultimate Edition of the game.)

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[Trevor]

Next sequel: C Me P.