Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[Flangepart]

I've worked out, to the 10th power, that the odds of embarrassing your Mom due to the shabby condition of your underwear, are just too much to contemplate.

[Flangepart]

I have also decided that Norway is not shaped like the rat it is named after.

[Trevor]

I've worked out, to the 10th power, that the odds of embarrassing your Mom due to the shabby condition of your underwear, are just too much to contemplate.

My Mom would agree with you 

[ER]

I never liked The Matrix.

[Rev. Powell]

I never liked The Matrix.

I never saw The Matrix.

[javakoala]

I never liked The Matrix.

I never saw The Matrix.

You lucky bastard.   

[Rev. Powell]

According to a caffeinated marsupial I am lucky despite being born out of wedlock.

[Alex]

It's a very nice day outside, sunny and warm. Despite this I find myself missing the days before global warming came along and we actually had proper seasons when you could tell the difference between spring, summer, autumn and winter around here.

[LilCerberus]

How do you "make you own opportunities"?
None of it makes any sense.

[ER]

How do you "make you own opportunities"?
None of it makes any sense.

True. Rather like how can something be both "new" and "improved"?

[Flangepart]

The jelly fish must not be good on toast...that's why there are still so many of them.

[ER]

I was singing "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" to my youngest, who is four, and she said, "That song make me mad." I asked why and she said, "Because you ask and ask and it never says how much the doggie is."

[Trevor]

No more tighty whities for me: satin and lace will do fine, thanks. 

[ER]

Have you worn them, though, Trevor? Satin undies are not as comfortable as they sound. They tend to slide when you sit because satin is so soft, and you're constantly having to sneak off and readjust them. And lace only lays right the first time it's worn. Save them for the bedroom, and in everyday life, cotton, baby, cotton...

[Flangepart]

I dress for comfort, not appearance...well, it's not like I have a great deal of choice in the matter...