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Suggestions for The Bad Movie Bible?

Started by Balibari, March 12, 2017, 04:50:33 AM

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Trevor

Quote from: Balibari on March 13, 2017, 03:42:06 AM
I watched Operation Delta Force last night, it's on YouTube. I had a lot of fun with it, great stuff. Man, Jeff Fahey has never short changed a movie in his life, he gives everything his all!

The filmmakers also tried to pass off Johannesburg as Mozambique - in the village attack sequence, you can see huge mine dumps behind them, a Johannesburg symbol.  :teddyr:
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Mystics in Bali (1981) - It has a disembodied head flying around with guts hanging from it.

Miami Connection (1987) - Super fun terribly sentimental martial arts rock band buddy movie.

Quote from: javakoala on March 12, 2017, 05:42:45 PM
Night of the Demon (1980) -- Bigfoot rips off a guy's wang in one scene. Amazingly demented.

I just saw this last night!  I second this recommendation!  Totally gross!




Spiff

Story Of Ricky  - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/?ref_=nv_sr_2

Demented martial arts movie.

'Stand and point' crowd scene acting - check
Graveyard destroying training scene  - check
Guy strangling somebody with his own intestines - che.... Wait, what?

Balibari

Riki-Oh looks a bit good but I'll check it out.

Mystics in Bali is great and Miami Connection... well, what can you say? I haven't opened a letter without thinking about it for two years.

I know and really like two of those old classics, Jase, which means The Brain from Planet Arous is now on my watchlist.

Thank you again.

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The Bride and the Beast(1958) with a screenplay from Ed Wood, how can you go wrong? A newlywed woman leaves her husband to take up with a gorilla after she realizes that she was a female gorilla in a past life.

Dracula vs. Frankenstein(1971) Al Adamson's schlock opus with appearances from Lon Chaney Jr., J.Caroll Naish, Jim Davis, Russ Tamblyn, Anthony Aisley and Angelo Rossito. With Zandor Vorkov as Count Dracula.. one the all-time bad classics.

If you are going to steer clear of Ed Wood, there is also TANYA'S ISLAND(1980) which also deals with gorilla love. Vanity(Prince's later protege) falls for an ape after her wacko boyfriend abuses her on a tropical island. The ape becomes more appealing as her boyfriend turns more savage til she decides to make a go of it with the ape. Train wreck stuff here, but fun to watch!

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Monsturd
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Frankenhooker
The Stuff
Deathbed The Bed that Eats
Bad Taste
Night of the Leepus
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Samurai Cop
Crippled Masters
Maximum Overdrive
Shark Attack 3
Anything Neil Breen has done (pick any of the 4)
Hell Comes to Frogtown
Barbarians
The Taint
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Blood Freak (1972): the most inept drug-addicted were-turkey Jesus movie you ever did see.

It fails on all cylinders.
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more suggestions: No Holds Barred (1989), Robot Monster (1953), The Babe Ruth Story (1948), Mommie Dearest (1981), The Room (2003)
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Balibari

More good stuff, thanks very much. Quite a few of the recently mentioned ones are actually in the book: Blood Freak, Death Bed, Samurai Cop, Shark Attack 3, Frogtown. And Neil Breen and The Room feature prominently. I managed to p**s off Breen because I didn't realise how seriously he takes his movies. He sent me a detailed explanation of why Fateful Findings and got cross when I started contacting his known associates. I also bagged a pretty cool interview with Tommy Wiseau about The Room. Just had to be his roadie for a night, which was an experience.

It's all finished up now. I ended up filling the last spots with Who Killed Captain Alex and The Divine Enforcer. The latter just because of how s**t-faced Jan-Michael Vincent is in it. But I need to get the website up and running next so these suggestions are brilliant, thanks again.

Ted C

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Anything by Tim Kincaid is pretty awful-he did BREEDERS (1986) ROBOT HOLOCAUST (1986) and my favorite MUTANT HUNT (1987)

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Trevor

Quote from: Balibari on March 23, 2017, 09:45:57 AM
More good stuff, thanks very much. Quite a few of the recently mentioned ones are actually in the book: Blood Freak, Death Bed, Samurai Cop, Shark Attack 3, Frogtown. And Neil Breen and The Room feature prominently. I managed to p**s off Breen because I didn't realise how seriously he takes his movies. He sent me a detailed explanation of why Fateful Findings and got cross when I started contacting his known associates. I also bagged a pretty cool interview with Tommy Wiseau about The Room. Just had to be his roadie for a night, which was an experience.

It's all finished up now. I ended up filling the last spots with Who Killed Captain Alex and The Divine Enforcer. The latter just because of how s**t-faced Jan-Michael Vincent is in it. But I need to get the website up and running next so these suggestions are brilliant, thanks again.

Please let us know when the book will be released, its' title, etc, thanks.

Also, if you need info regarding the South African films on the list, please email me at TrevorM@dac.gov.za:smile:
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Leah

I'm surprised no-one said Troll or Troll 2. I would add in Fiend Without a Face, Laser Blast, Teenagers from Outer Space, The Blade Master (or Ator 2), The Wraith.
yeah no.

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#29
Im currently about 30 mins into MASSACRE IN DINOSAUR VALLEY and its already a contender for the silliest film Ive ever seen...possible entry there

Quote from: El Misfit on March 28, 2017, 08:58:04 PM
I'm surprised no-one said Troll or Troll 2.
I think it's reasonable to assume one or both are already in the book!


Quote from: bob on March 12, 2017, 10:01:55 AM
Hobgoblins
saw this the other day... so terrible. but I lasted it out. any worse and I would've had to give up, definitely. that dumb Barbie girl and her jock boyfriend 2 of the most irritating characters in movie history