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Started by Olivia Bauer, December 14, 2016, 05:05:32 PM

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Olivia Bauer

Yeah, sorry for vanishing again. There's been a lot of crap going on in my life.
Anyway I came here because you guys NEED to see this!

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Olivia Bauer

Nothing?
Aww... This guy could potentially be the next big thing in bad movies!
He's worse than Tommy Wiseau. For real, no exaggeration.

javakoala

I could probably get a little more worked up for this guy's stuff if I wasn't plunking down $25 for each DVD that he burns himself.

But, yeah, his stuff looks pretty bad.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

indianasmith

"These are not midnight movies" - YEAH RIGHT!   :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Olivia Bauer

Quote from: indianasmith on December 23, 2016, 07:21:01 AM
"These are not midnight movies" - YEAH RIGHT!   :teddyr:

The fact that he has to say it indicates that he's super insecure about the films because he knows how bad they are.

Also if you liked the review there's a collection of clips recording how his drunk friends reacted to the movie.

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Rev. Powell

I've known about Neil for a while and had him on my to-see list, but like Java says, he's shooting himself in the foot by self-distributing.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Olivia Bauer

Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 27, 2016, 08:53:01 AM
I've known about Neil for a while and had him on my to-see list, but like Java says, he's shooting himself in the foot by self-distributing.

I love how the disc has a giant red "Don't copy" label on it.
It's made funnier by the fact that he used some sort of cheap DVD-R he picked up at Best Buy.
I'm pretty sure if I owned the disc I'd just find a single file like: "[NameOfMovie].avi".

Slinkyturd

This guy is pure brilliance. I've not seen Pass Thru or the new one Twisted which he has up on Gofundme, but all the others are absolutely the best in bad movies. More magical than unicorn rainbow farts.
Come join my facebook fan group for bad films, "Camp, Schlock, Flops, and B Movies": https://www.facebook.com/groups/186517041720723/

AoTFan

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on December 14, 2016, 05:05:32 PM
Yeah, sorry for vanishing again. There's been a lot of crap going on in my life.
Anyway I came here because you guys NEED to see this!

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I'd never heard of this guy (Breen) until a few weeks and I was already to post a big thing here saying, "I think I found our new hero!" But, not surprisingly, someone beat me too it.  Ahh, well.  :)

Cyber/alien/Jesus!!

Jim H

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKohD_RLnFw

One of the funniest bad movie clips I've ever seen.  Yeesh.

The pinned comment is amazing, and is why I'm linking rather than embedding..

edit: woops, looks like it got removed.  Neil Breen himself had commented on it, linking to his Kickstarter for his new movie.

AoTFan

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on December 14, 2016, 05:05:32 PM
Yeah, sorry for vanishing again. There's been a lot of crap going on in my life.
Anyway I came here because you guys NEED to see this!

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Sidenote watching this movie of YMS watching this film with his friends, makes me wish I had a group of friends that saw the beauty in watching bad movies. 

Or, come to think of it, a group of friends, period...  :bluesad:

javakoala

Quote from: AoTFan on August 06, 2017, 05:34:21 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on December 14, 2016, 05:05:32 PM
Yeah, sorry for vanishing again. There's been a lot of crap going on in my life.
Anyway I came here because you guys NEED to see this!

! No longer available

Sidenote watching this movie of YMS watching this film with his friends, makes me wish I had a group of friends that saw the beauty in watching bad movies. 

Or, come to think of it, a group of friends, period...  :bluesad:

I know the feeling. Everyone I know in the real world just roll their eyes or ignore me when I talk about my bad movie hobby.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.