Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[ER]

My mom still has this paper I wrote when I was in second grade and the teacher asked us to tell which jobs we thought were good and which were bad. I wrote that priests and garbage men had it made, because they both seemed to work just one day a week, and I felt bad for "the" phone operator, because she always had to be there in case someone called. I also said I'd be scared to be a doctor, because when you hit someone's knee with the little hammer, they might kick you.

[AoTFan]

I think Toasted Cheez-Its is the best flavor behind original Cheez-its.

[Flangepart]

I think gravity takes me fro granted...and after all I give it...

[Chainsawmidget]

My mom still has this paper I wrote when I was in second grade and the teacher asked us to tell which jobs we thought were good and which were bad. I wrote that priests and garbage men had it made, because they both seemed to work just one day a week, and I felt bad for "the" phone operator, because she always had to be there in case someone called. I also said I'd be scared to be a doctor, because when you hit someone's knee with the little hammer, they might kick you.

That all sounds about right to me. 

[LilCerberus]

Ungh!
First we're told "Mother Of All Bombs" (not It's real name) is sexist, then somebody tells me Moab is one of Lot's inbred sons....
This week just keeps getting weirder...

[Rev. Powell]

Ungh!
First we're told "Mother Of All Bombs" (not It's real name) is sexist, then somebody tells me Moab is one of Lot's inbred sons....
This week just keeps getting weirder...

Well, in the Old Testament Moab WAS one of Lot's inbred sons.

[LilCerberus]

Ungh!
First we're told "Mother Of All Bombs" (not It's real name) is sexist, then somebody tells me Moab is one of Lot's inbred sons....
This week just keeps getting weirder...

Well, in the Old Testament Moab WAS one of Lot's inbred sons.

I can see the tasteless and incredibly predictable SNL skit already...

[telegonus]

Ducks tend to remain in the water when it rains, as if enchanted. Rain tends to make them passive and unresponsive to anything outside of themselves.

[RCMerchant]

WWJD? for a Klondike Bar.

[Alex]

A couple of weeks ago I was attending an intel brief being given by someone who has the ear of the Trump administration. Of all the things I could have asked like how if things went badly wrong would they counter the Russian S400 air defence, or if he really thought that preparing to refight the last big war was the best way to prepare for the next one, what I really, really wanted to ask was with Linda McMahon being given a position in the administation was there any chance the WWE was going to put on any shows from the White House? Didn't get a chance to ask it though. :(

[LilCerberus]

Well, since I began my bad movie odyssey, Overdrawn At the Memory Bank aint half as bad as some of the crap I've sat through.

[Flangepart]

Ducks tend to remain in the water when it rains, as if enchanted. Rain tends to make them passive and unresponsive to anything outside of themselves.

Like people on cells phones.

[ER]

I think our beagle Ernie is gay. He lives with our female dog, Chocolate, and shows zero interest in her, but the minute he sees another male dog, zoom, a-humpin' he goes with a definite "oh-yes-oh-yes"expression on his face. They try to say male dogs hump other male dogs for reasons of dominance, but I think it's homophobia to say animals can't be Pals With Dorothy. Besides, he really likes sequin collars.

[javakoala]

I think our beagle Ernie is gay. He lives with our female dog, Chocolate, and shows zero interest in her, but the minute he sees another male dog, zoom, a-humpin' he goes with a definite "oh-yes-oh-yes"expression on his face. They try to say male dogs hump other male dogs for reasons of dominance, but I think it's homophobia to say animals can't be Pals With Dorothy. Besides, he really likes sequin collars.

I can see this as the next Pixar movie: The Corgi with a Difference.

[ER]

I say we bugger the planet silly for Earth Day, just to show her who's boss. Let's make the ghost of Chief Seattle cry!