Just got a horrible bill

[Trevor]

My Mom's doctor is claiming the grand total of 32 cents - yes, 32 cents! - from me.

What to do? 

[Alex]

Pay it by mail. but send them the bill for the stamp.

[Trevor]

Pay it by mail. but send them the bill for the stamp.

With the way our postal services are here, the doctors would charge me for the paper and ink too. 

[Olivia Bauer]

I think you'll need to start a fund raiser.

[LilCerberus]

Eh, tell them you're going to make a 10% deposit sometime within the next 90 days, then see if you can qualify for a 30 year payment plan on the rest...

[ER]

Fake your death. It's the only sane solution.

[javakoala]

Ask if they can stretch the payments out to a couple of cents a month.

[Chainsawmidget]

Send them a gift card.

[Trevor]

I think you'll need to start a fund raiser.

Gofundme here I come 

[Trevor]

Eh, tell them you're going to make a 10% deposit sometime within the next 90 days, then see if you can qualify for a 30 year payment plan on the rest...

[Trevor]

Ask if they can stretch the payments out to a couple of cents a month.

Mom told me she would just go to their offices, hand them a 50c coin and say "Keep the change.|