I just became an organ donor

[Trevor]

I have some spare organs lying around if anyone needs them 

Seriously, I've been wanting to do this now for a while.

[javakoala]

I have some spare organs lying around if anyone needs them 

Seriously, I've been wanting to do this now for a while.

I'll take a kidney, a liver, and both eyes. That way, I can keep an eye on both the kidney and the liver.

Sorry. I'll show myself out.

[Trevor]

I have some spare organs lying around if anyone needs them 

Seriously, I've been wanting to do this now for a while.

I'll take a kidney, a liver, and both eyes. That way, I can keep an eye on both the kidney and the liver.

Sorry. I'll show myself out.

I actually meant a Wurlitzer cinema organ, but never mind. 

[bob]

human or animal organs 

[Trevor]

human or animal organs 

Mine: I don't know what species they qualify as - according to my niece and nephew, probably zombie. 

[BoyScoutKevin]

I have some spare organs lying around if anyone needs them 

Seriously, I've been wanting to do this now for a while.

If they come with a side of fava beans, and then washed down with a nice chianti, then you have a deal. Oh, and do you ship to the U.S.?

[Trevor]

I have some spare organs lying around if anyone needs them 

Seriously, I've been wanting to do this now for a while.

If they come with a side of fava beans, and then washed down with a nice chianti, then you have a deal. Oh, and do you ship to the U.S.?

I meant as donor organs for another person when I don't need them, not as part of a Hannibal Lecter meal. 

[ER]

Did you become an organ donor, Trevor? Well done! The waiting lists are so long that I wish more people had your forethought and generosity. I know someone waiting for a heart right now, and the odds are dismal.

[javakoala]

Did you become an organ donor, Trevor? Well done! The waiting lists are so long that I wish more people had your forethought and generosity. I know someone waiting for a heart right now, and the odds are dismal.

Adds a whole new meaning to "I Left My Heart in San Fransisco".

[retrorussell]

"I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards."

[Trevor]

Did you become an organ donor, Trevor? Well done! The waiting lists are so long that I wish more people had your forethought and generosity. I know someone waiting for a heart right now, and the odds are dismal.

Thanks: the only organs I have which will be of no use to anyone are my eyes (not so good) and my brain which is no good to anyone, including me. 

[ER]

FACT: The brain is Woody Allen's second favorite organ!