Half naked driver crashes into store in a quest to get beer

[sprite75]

No this was not Florida either.

Police in suburban Cleveland say a half-naked man intentionally crashed his car into a closed convenience store to get beer, injuring himself and a store employee.

Rocky River police say the 45-year-old driver was wearing nothing from the waist down when he crashed through a store wall early Sunday and told the worker he needed beer.

Police say the man barricaded himself in a beer cooler and told police to shoot him, but they subdued him with a stun device.

The driver was taken to a hospital, as was the store employee, who suffered leg and chest injuries that weren't considered critical.

[indianasmith]

What a bottomless sense of shame he must have felt!

[javakoala]

He really showed his arse this time. You know, it takes a lot of cheek to pull a stunt of this nature, BUTT I digress. I need to split; we're having a brown out in my area. That will be a tail for another time.