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Pig steals beer, gets drunk, fights with cow.

Started by sprite75, May 23, 2017, 04:22:32 PM

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QuoteA booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

Where were the cats in the midst of all this?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: sprite75 on May 23, 2017, 04:22:32 PM
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QuoteA booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

Where were the cats in the midst of all this?

They never identified the species of the campers. Coulda been cats.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

sprite75

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 23, 2017, 06:03:24 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on May 23, 2017, 04:22:32 PM
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QuoteA booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

Where were the cats in the midst of all this?

They never identified the species of the campers. Coulda been cats.

Good point.

Could've been these guys...

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.