The Official Javakoala Appreciation Thread!

[indianasmith]

Java is a cool cat; one of our old hands who always has an opinion about bad movies, Sprite's cats, my hairdo, and other topics of great relevance.
Hats off to our favorite caffeinated marsupial! 

[Trevor]

Java is a cool cat; one of our old hands who always has an opinion about bad movies, Sprite's cats, my hairdo, and other topics of great relevance.
Hats off to our favorite caffeinated marsupial! 

Brother Java: major hugs 

[Newt]

Java is a good'un.  He's the kind of guy who has helped make the heart of this forum.   

[Rev. Powell]

Java has some deranged visions. He's an old school bad movie lover with a great sense of humor.

[javakoala]

Well, gosh, thanks, everyone.

I'm actually more of a vague member as I have showed up, left, showed up again, lurked, left, came back, left again, and back again. I waffle so much that Bill Clinton worships me, and calls me General Carbohydratus Wafflerson, The Second Of Hashbrownus.

Hey, applause for anyone who posts on this thread, unless your applause button is disabled.

[Allhallowsday]

Javakoala has a great sense of humor. 

[indianasmith]

If only he would join the joy and wonder that is the world of SUCKER PUNCH. 

[javakoala]

If only he would join the joy and wonder that is the world of SUCKER PUNCH. 

Umm, Indy, that's never gonna happen. Sorry, my friend, but you keep dreamin' them impossible dreams.       

[Trevor]

If only he would join the joy and wonder that is the world of SUCKER PUNCH. 

Umm, Indy, that's never gonna happen. Sorry, my friend, but you keep dreamin' them impossible dreams.       

Sucker Punch is still on my list of 'must see' films. 

[ER]

Deepest appreciation to one of my favorite Bad Movie-ites! I always read your posts and comments, and they often put a smile on my face. You are to BMDO coolness what Stalin was to mass murder!

[javakoala]

Deepest appreciation to one of my favorite Bad Movie-ites! I always read your posts and comments, and they often put a smile on my face. You are to BMDO coolness what Stalin was to mass murder!

He DID have a better record than Hitler, but Hitler always gets the headlines. Never understood that.

Thank you, ER. That means something extra coming from you, because you, much like Catholic Church, are shrouded in mysteries upon mysteries. Gotta respect anyone who can keep that dance of veils going, but I think The Church has a few years on you. 

[Paquita]

A greater beard I have never known.

[javakoala]

A greater beard I have never known.

You must not have bearded hipsters in your area. Their beards are lovely. Too bad they are attached to hipsters.

[bob]

all hail our resident koala who likes coffee