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Started by wicked_rose, August 08, 2017, 01:46:46 PM

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wicked_rose

I am so tempted to see this but it seems like torture.

Has anyone seen it? And is it as bad as the critics claim?

Alex

Only saw a little bit of it, but from what I did see it really did look awful enough that I don't want to watch it.
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For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

messedup

I have not heard one good thing about it so far...this must be a major wreck of a movie.
Which means at some point I will watch it just to see how bad it really is :cheers:

bob

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Chainsawmidget

I don't know anyone who's actually seen it. 

However IMDb lists it in one of the top 100 worst movies ever made. 

Rev. Powell

Well, I saw someone buy a ticket for it when I was going to a different showing. Looked like a grandmother with her granddaughter. I felt sorry for them.  :bluesad:
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Pacman000

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on August 09, 2017, 07:31:54 PM
I don't know anyone who's actually seen it. 

However IMDb lists it in one of the top 100 worst movies ever made. 
It's getting lots of negative publicity, so yeah; that makes sense. If it'll stay there for a long time is the question.

Alex

If you do go see it, you should let us know what you think of it.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

javakoala

People ragged on MOVIE 43 and blasted the people who starred in it. Why isn't there the same intense level of backlash against this film and the people who voiced the characters?

Better yet, since we have become a society that seems to thrive on shaming people for every and any perceived slight to anyone's delicate feelings, why not shame the people connected with this movie? Hell, shame them to the point that they can't be employed anymore. Yeah, that would be good.

Screw it. In 20 years, if we haven't died from war, disease, or rampant arrogance and/or stupidity, THE EMOJI MOVIE will probably be the favorite movie of bad movie fans.

Ah, just ignore me because today...

I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

indianasmith

Kitty needs a tummy rub!!!   :bouncegiggle:
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Olivia Bauer

Where the hell is the critic consensus on Rotten Tomatoes?
It's got 8%, was a huge release, and everyone has pretty much said the same thing about it.
Let me write it for them:

The Emoji Movie is a soulless cash grab that wanted to be "Wreck It Ralph" but came out closer to "Food Fight!".

RCMerchant

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Just the concept of this movie makes me wanna puke.
Anybody connected with this should be hung and slow murdered.
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RCMerchant

This movie was to cash in on-I dunno. Computer facebook geeks?? I dunno-but it's sad.Real sad.
I dont f**k with Facebook-so I don;t know.
Here ya go-
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and I have a movie!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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javakoala

Quote from: RCMerchant on August 12, 2017, 01:45:41 AM
This movie was to cash in on-I dunno. Computer facebook geeks?? I dunno-but it's sad.Real sad.
I dont f**k with Facebook-so I don;t know.
Here ya go-
:hot: :smile: :question: :buggedout: :bluesad: :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :drink: :wink: :thumbup: :thumbdown: :tongueout: :teddyr: :lookingup: :hatred: :cheers:
and I have a movie!

Aww, and it has a happy ending as well!!   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

Paquita

Wow.  After what's been said, I'm almost afraid to admit this....

I SAW THE EMOJI MOVIE!!!

My eyes bled, my face melted off and my bones turned to dust!!

Ok it wasn't really that bad.  Don't get me wrong - it was awful, mindless, greedy capitalizing on the stupid and adolescent trash, but I didn't cry or bleed or anything.  Do I redeem some of my "cool" points if I tell you all I went to see it at a DRIVE-IN?  And threatened to murder 2 of the 3 children we took to go see this at least 3 times that evening?

The poop emoji didn't even have that much screen time.