WHAT IF . . .

[indianasmith]

all the weird headlines out of Florida are generated by the same dude?

Seriously - what if FLORIDA MAN is REAL?????   

[Trevor]

all the weird headlines out of Florida are generated by the same dude?

Seriously - what if FLORIDA MAN is REAL?????   

He's still no match for Underpants Man from South Africa 

[messedup]

I'd say you got yourselves a new presidential candidate.

[ER]

I always wondered who "they" happens to be. As in "They say...." Also, seriously....ever think how something gets started? There surely has to be a grain of sand for a pearl to form around, right? Well, how do gods begin? The idea of them, the stories about them? And jokes. Someone has to be first to think them up (Family Guy covered that, now I think of it). Or trends....how do trends begin? Is there a secret department of fads and trends somewhere, some conscious effort to launch them? If I'm not careful my mind can chase its own tail til it melts into butter like in that delightful old bedtime story, Little Black Sambo. (Before anyone vicariously freaks, Sambo O'Tooney was originally Black Irish, meaning brown-eyed, dark-haired, able to tan, no small feat in Ireland, and possibly of distant Basque ancestry. What'd you think I meant?)

[RCMerchant]

Who's Florida Man? Did I miss something?  
EDIT: just Googled it.

[RCMerchant]

I always wondered who "they" happens to be. As in "They say...." Also, seriously....ever think how something gets started? There surely has to be a grain of sand for a pearl to form around, right? Well, how do gods begin? The idea of them, the stories about them? And jokes. Someone has to be first to think them up (Family Guy covered that, now I think of it). Or trends....how do trends begin? Is there a secret department of fads and trends somewhere, some conscious effort to launch them? If I'm not careful my mind can chase its own tail til it melts into butter like in that delightful old bedtime story, Little Black Sambo. (Before anyone vicariously freaks, Sambo O'Tooney was originally Black Irish, meaning brown-eyed, dark-haired, able to tan, no small feat in Ireland, and possibly of distant Basque ancestry. What'd you think I meant?)

Dear-it's called BULLs**t.
Happens always.. Mankind's ability to invent bulls**t and turn it into fact is amazing. Look at Religion and politics-all bulls**t.
NEVER believe anything you hear and half of what you see.
I don't recall who first said that-
it might be bulls**t too!  
The saying I live by is this-"Your damned if you do and your damned if you don't."
I think only one way-we all die.And you mortals are stupid. All your politics are for nothing. Because in the end-you will join me in death-Listen to them-children of the night-


http://youtu.be/6Xmz-p9FYW8

(when you come down to it-I AM Bela-you know. And you expect me to care about you walking blood banks? HAHAHA!)

[indianasmith]

Doggone it, Ronnie/Bela - it's good to have you back on here again!!

[RCMerchant]

Doggone it, Ronnie/Bela - it's good to have you back on here again!!

Thank you-thank you very much,ladies and gentlemen.
For my next act I will f**k myself in the ass! Tickets are at the box office-$1.00 for adults-25 cents for children. Live Spook show at midnight!