Two Truths and a Lie

RCMerchant · September 06, 2017, 03:22:01 PM

#2-thats alot of arrowheads to find in one day.

indianasmith · September 06, 2017, 10:28:00 PM

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
(My record is 44, actually. A couple of my friends have had fifty point days and more, but I never have.)

RCMerchant · September 07, 2017, 02:51:20 AM

1. I ate a really big nasty beetle
2.I met Verne Troyer (mini me) in a rehab
3.Scott Ian of the band Anthrax punched me in the face.

indianasmith · September 07, 2017, 06:36:15 AM

NO idea on this one . . . so I guess I will go with maybe #3?

RCMerchant · September 07, 2017, 09:39:51 AM

Quote from: indianasmith on September 07, 2017, 06:36:15 AM
NO idea on this one . . . so I guess I will go with maybe #3?

Give the man with the arrowhead a Kewpie doll! You got it!

I did eat a big nasty beetle just to gross someone out.
I did met Verne in rehab-in Kalamazoo in 2007.I even drew a picture for him. A very talented and nice man.

I never met any member of Anthrax.

ER · September 07, 2017, 09:42:31 AM

1. I've used a stun gun on someone before.
2. I once unplugged a PS3 and hid it for a night.
3. One of my elementary school teachers' relatives was killed by a hailstone.

RCMerchant · September 07, 2017, 09:48:30 AM

I don't believe the hailstone-but you live in Texas,right? Hmmm-maybe-!

ER · September 07, 2017, 11:00:44 AM

Nope.

RCMerchant · September 07, 2017, 01:05:23 PM

You never hit nobody with a stun gun.

ER · September 07, 2017, 03:30:38 PM

Yeah, I have used a stun gun that way before. The untruth was hiding the PS 3, something I used to threaten to do if I had to hear the Skyrim theme one more time in my sleep but never did.

RCMerchant · September 07, 2017, 03:43:58 PM

Quote from: ER on September 07, 2017, 03:30:38 PM
Yeah, I have used a stun gun that way before. The untruth was hiding the PS 3, something I used to threaten to do if I had to hear the Skyrim theme one more time in my sleep but never did.

I should have known the crazy s**t was true.

indianasmith · September 07, 2017, 10:29:36 PM

Board is clean, so I'll go:

1. My family doctor got to meet and have his picture made with former President Reagan.
2. I once shook hands with Chuck Norris.
3. I was a passenger in a Land Rover chasing kangaroos across the Australian outback in 1983.

RCMerchant · September 09, 2017, 02:00:35 PM

I'm guessing you met Chuck Norris-I mean he's a Texas Ranger,right?
The third one is so crazy it has to be true.
I'll say the doc and Ronnie Ray-gun.

indianasmith · September 09, 2017, 02:50:27 PM

Nice try, but my family doctor did in fact meet Pres. Reagan and get a photo op with him.
You're right about #3, though.
But I have never met Chuck Norris.

Alex · September 26, 2017, 04:26:27 PM

1) The first time Kristi told me she loved me, I replied "And I love David Hasslehoff."
2) I once was barred for life from a bar, after it was robbed at at gunpoint, but not only was I too drunk to do anything about it, but I thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing.
3) Gene Simmons wishes he had a tongue as long as mine.