Elvira for President!!

Jayson · January 19, 2004, 02:43:21 PM

Can anyone think of a sweeter thing than having Elvira as our leader? Beats the hell out of that weasel Howard Dean!

Scott · January 19, 2004, 03:17:13 PM

The State of the Union Address would always be followed up by a classic midnight movie. It would be a great presidency.

Velvet Brotha · January 19, 2004, 06:34:50 PM

One word my man.... BOOBIES!

kriegerg69 · January 20, 2004, 01:10:23 AM

...TWO good reasons! :-)

Eirik · January 20, 2004, 10:02:59 AM

She'd probably carry California.

Flangepart · January 20, 2004, 11:32:02 AM

Probably carry it on her clevage alone.....or is that "In"?

trekgeezer · January 21, 2004, 01:54:51 PM

My Brotha ya beat me to it . I have seen pictures of her in the buff and believe me there ain't nothin' like a natural set like she's got .

Pardon me now while I get my blood pressure back under control.

ulthar · January 21, 2004, 03:02:24 PM

She was born in 1951.

Not that there is anything wrong with that (been an Elvira 'fan' pretty much from the beginning of the character)... kinda goes against the Hollywood conventional wisdom that it takes 'youth' to sell to us testosterone types.

Oh, and being over 35, she IS eligible for President.

ulthar · January 21, 2004, 03:09:07 PM

We have not heard from Susan, et al on this thread???

Hmmmm?

Elvira could be the first female President.

Jayson · January 21, 2004, 03:45:39 PM

I'll bet her "State of the Union" speach would be a hoot!

trekgeezer · January 21, 2004, 03:57:05 PM

I'll 49 in three months.

Jayson · February 27, 2004, 02:43:54 PM

She has a great sense of humor too-the 1 requirement would be to always wear that wonderfull outfit of hers!

Chopper · February 27, 2004, 03:06:40 PM

one of her boobs could run for president.

Elvira for President!!

Velvet Brotha

Eirik