Housemate From Hell

[Olivia Bauer]

"Kill yourself!"
"Why don't you go die?!"
"Homosexuals are degenerates!"
"They're f*ggots! I call them f*ggots!"
"The people in Vegas deserved to die for wasting their lives gambling!"

These are only a couple of things I've heard my housemate say. Well, he doesn't say it as much as screams it late at night for no reason. I'm living in a transitional home right now with no immediate way to leave for another six months.
Recently a guy named Nick moved in. He is the worst person I've ever met. Everything about this piece of walking, talking, pile of human sh*t makes my blood boil. I have
never hated someone so much in my entire life. I just needed to share. If I don't vent I may end up killing him.  

What a wretched, evil, ignorant, worthless, stupid, mean-spirited, annoying, vile, and disgusting person.

[akiratubo]

Hold him down and fart on his head.

[316zombie]

don't kill him, he isn't worth you spending your life in jail, aj. vent here instead.

[indianasmith]

Apply a few drops of silver nitrate to his underarm deodorant.  It's colorless, odorless, and harmless - but his armpits will be jet black for a month!

(Actually done by my wife to her roommate back in college when she was a chemistry major.  Don't mess with chemists!)

[Rev. Powell]

Sounds like a miserable person with very serious issues. It's a shame he has to make those around him miserable too. 

[Olivia Bauer]

Thanks guys.

My math final is tomorrow. If he starts screaming while I'm trying to study I will call the police.
I'm not failing my class because of him.

[Flangepart]

Wow! Hope ya find some relief, A.J. I know I'd fail at dealing with that.

[lester1/2jr]

invite a really reallly gay guy over and play poker with him in the living room. ask the guy if he wants to join.

actually play in the hallway outside his room. I'm serious

[RCMerchant]

Confront him. Tell him to shut the f**k up. If he gets in your face-get in his. Tell him-with crazy eyes- "I'm gonna kill you in yer sleep,f**ker if he don't shut the f**k up". -tell him you'll jam a pencil in his ear. Worked for me in jail. I'm 5'2"-one motherf**ker always tried to play me. Said he was gonna ass f**k me. I would have killed him easy-no regrets. There was no in between.
The point is-man up.
Dumb a***oles like that are only in control if you don't stand up. Then they shrink like balls in ice water.
I know this is not that extreme-but it is an example of a loudmouth taking advantage of folks who are passive.
If you aint gonna do that-he aint gonna quit-find a way to get out. Our threaten him. Thats it. There is no in between with morons like that. Either man up and tell him to shut up or your f**ked.

[Trevor]

Invite me over: your housemate will pack up and leave very quickly.

[bob]

oh wow

good luck man

[Olivia Bauer]

Just got a brand new one a couple minutes ago.
Here's dialogue between one of the staff at the house and the human personification of everything wrong with this planet.

Her: "If you don't calm down now I'm calling 9-1-1!"
Him: "Oh yeah? WHY DON'T WE JUST FLY MORE PLANES INTO BUILDINGS! 9/11 IS A TRIGGER WORD FOR ME!
9/11 WAS JUST FREE PUBLICITY FOR NEW YORK CITY!"

What the hell? What did any of that mean?
He calmed down before she called the cops. I'm disappointed.

Before this he was screaming about how his Dad called and interrupted his masturbation.
He thinks the entire house needs to know he was fapping.

[Olivia Bauer]

I passed my final by the way.

He had the freak-out of the century while I was gone and was tuckered out. He was silent the whole night.

Lucky!

[dean]

Sounds like somebody who is on the spectrum or similar. Tricky to deal with as direct confrontation can sometimes lead to escalation.

Glad you passed your final!

[Olivia Bauer]

Sounds like somebody who is on the spectrum or similar. Tricky to deal with as direct confrontation can sometimes lead to escalation.

Glad you passed your final!

Everyone here is. That's still no excuse.

Also, thanks.