Ask Trevor Silly Questions Thread

Trevor · October 20, 2017, 01:35:23 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on October 20, 2017, 01:34:16 AM
Are you related to Trevor Noah?-I mean-he's South African-and his name is Trevor-so, yeah, right???

I'm thankfully not related to that guy: very unfunny "comedian" IMO.

Alex · October 20, 2017, 04:37:45 AM

There has been one question about Africa I've been wondering about for a few years that I figure you are the man to answer.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African Swallow?

Trevor · October 20, 2017, 08:33:02 AM

Quote from: Dark Alex on October 20, 2017, 04:37:45 AM
There has been one question about Africa I've been wondering about for a few years that I figure you are the man to answer.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African Swallow?

*Swallows piece of Chicken McNuggets* Airspeed *burp* and velocity very sustainable

Leah · October 20, 2017, 11:36:37 AM

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a minute and a half, how long does it take to get to Baltimore?

Trevor · October 20, 2017, 12:08:32 PM

Quote from: El Misfit on October 20, 2017, 11:36:37 AM
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a minute and a half, how long does it take to get to Baltimore?

From South Africa, too long to travel

Flangepart · October 20, 2017, 02:54:11 PM

Dear Trevor: If an unreal reality is real, is it unreal unless it's real?

bob · October 20, 2017, 06:05:21 PM

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

javakoala · October 21, 2017, 07:57:21 AM

Quote from: bob on October 20, 2017, 06:05:21 PM
Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

What a "crappy" question, sir!!

316zombie · October 21, 2017, 07:19:16 PM

trevor, how come you don't have sweetarts in south africa? i mean, SERIOUSLY!

Trevor · October 23, 2017, 03:38:47 AM

Quote from: Flangepart on October 20, 2017, 02:54:11 PM
Dear Trevor: If an unreal reality is real, is it unreal unless it's real?

*Smoke rises from personal brain* No idea

Trevor · October 23, 2017, 03:40:08 AM

Quote from: bob on October 20, 2017, 06:05:21 PM
Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

That's why Jack Sparrow says "Bring me that horizon" instead of "Bring me the mop and the bucket"

Trevor · October 23, 2017, 03:41:07 AM

Quote from: 316zombie on October 21, 2017, 07:19:16 PM
trevor, how come you don't have sweetarts in south africa? i mean, SERIOUSLY!

We have both sweethearts and sweet tarts.

316zombie · October 24, 2017, 07:16:45 PM

nuh-UH, not the sour candy! i have to spend a fortune on shipping to send them to my cousin who WOULD probably die without them. she's lucky i like her.

Trevor · October 25, 2017, 05:18:19 AM

Quote from: 316zombie on October 24, 2017, 07:16:45 PM
nuh-UH, not the sour candy! i have to spend a fortune on shipping to send them to my cousin who WOULD probably die without them. she's lucky i like her.

Your cousin would find plenty of sour candy at her local Spar shop. That stuff is sour!!

Also, Dutch sweets packed with all the salt from the mine in Gymkata

316zombie · October 25, 2017, 05:13:03 PM

thanks, i'll pass that on!