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A message to the Japanese monsters

Started by wickednick, January 20, 2004, 01:23:59 AM

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raj

But I bet nobody would tell the monsters to clean up their yard, plant trees, or get rid of squirrels.

Flangepart

Unless you hired another monster to act as "Kaiju Kops."
Officer Gamera : "Sir, i'd like to talk to you about the toxic waste in your back yard."
Baragon: "Huh? So whats up?"
Gamera : "The waste is supposed to be in sealed containers, of no less then 7.000 gallons. Those are only 4.000 gallons capasity, and they leak."
Baragon : "So? Like i've got the  money for bigger cans."
"Gamera : "Sir, i'm going to have to write you a summons..."

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

raj

Fight! Fight! Trash the whole neighborhood.
(hey, at least it's not downtown Tokyo getting trashed, again)