Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[Trevor]

in Pretoria today.

I heard some South Africans saying it might get to 110 F there.

In Pretoria, it feels like its' over 40 degrees Celsius already 

[LilCerberus]

RIP Fats Domino

[Alex]

If the flapping of a butterflys wings can cause a hurricane, what does humans passing gas create?

[Alex]

Hmm, hitmen or blackmail...?

Both. Blackmail them first, then once you've got the money have some hitmen take them out to remove the evidence.

Then shoot the hitmen and keep the money you were going to pay them.

Alex, how did you ever come to be nicknamed "Dark" anyway?

The story behind that isn't as interesting as what ever you are thinking.

I dunno, man, passing out drunk in a tanning booth and waking up three shades darker than George Hamilton is pretty interesting.

(Just asked to play off your advising me to commit two murders and steal blood money, lol.)

Well if you think about it, in order for you to blackmail someone they'd have had to do something shady. And hitmen by the definition of their job aren't going to be the nicest people out there, so by killing them all you have improved the world a little bit, ergo that would be a good thing.

[ER]

If the flapping of a butterflys wings can cause a hurricane, what does humans passing gas create?

Math teachers.

[LilCerberus]

Oookayyy, so... Nooz Du Juor, the guys with the funny names who got busted over the weekend probably won't affect trump, Rose McGowan (Ol' wutzimaym's first accuser) is wanted in Virginia for drug possession, Aannd, to cap it all off, there's been some sort of massacre in New York... So, let's see now... Where does that put us with last week's nooz du jour?

[LilCerberus]

I can't wait to see the electoral maps tomorrow & see who won which counties by popular Vs. electoral college votes! #gerrymandering @gerrymandering

[Flangepart]

My mind is tired of stupidity...it's ALWAYS exhausted.

[stine.greta]

I am so done hearing people saying that I am fat when they are even bigger than me. No to body shaming.

[LilCerberus]

Hmm...
We lost two musicians and an actor this weekend, and still no official word on Charles Manson...

[316zombie]

and david cassidy is in a coma,apparently.

[Alex]

Hmm...
We lost two musicians and an actor this weekend, and still no official word on Charles Manson...

He is gone now. Just a shame he managed to live so long.

[LilCerberus]

and the new Miss Universe is from South Africa...
Trying to find the Trevor joke in here...

[claws]

Bill Maher once said Americans are addicted to convenience. Add a "more bang for the buck" mentality and you have a scary combination.

[LilCerberus]

I had no idea that Fidel Castro had been dead for over a year...