Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[indianasmith]

If I could program my dreams, I think tonight I would choose Princess Leia (circa 1980), a swordfight with Hitler, a Fokker Triplane, a weedeater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves!!!

[Trevor]

If I could program my dreams, I think tonight I would choose Princess Leia (circa 1980), a swordfight with Hitler, a Fokker Triplane, a weedeater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves!!!

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I'm a bit worried about what the live chicken has to do with all of that. 

[indianasmith]

Well, you soak the chicken in peach preserves and chase it around the bed with the weedeater, leaving a slimy trail that Nixon slips and falls on, rendering him unconscious so you can rescue Princess Leia, who has been tied to the bed with the Watergate tapes.

Clear now??   

[Trevor]

Well, you soak the chicken in peach preserves and chase it around the bed with the weedeater, leaving a slimy trail that Nixon slips and falls on, rendering him unconscious so you can rescue Princess Leia, who has been tied to the bed with the Watergate tapes.

Clear now??  

Ummm...... I have to ask this guy, who will probably tell me to follow the preserves  

[LilCerberus]

Considering the hatchet jobs that have been done on practically EVERY female co-host of  The Today Show, I'm not in the least bit surprised that Matt Lauer has found his way onto the piglist!

[Flangepart]

Well, you soak the chicken in peach preserves and chase it around the bed with the weedeater, leaving a slimy trail that Nixon slips and falls on, rendering him unconscious so you can rescue Princess Leia, who has been tied to the bed with the Watergate tapes.

Clear now??  

OH-kay, Indy...a challenge...what would you expect from a dream involving 'THING' from the Addams family, a fried bologna sandwich, a chain saw, two goats- one named Harley, the other Davidson, three Chinese bondage queens, and a Sarsaparilla with a mind of it's own?

[indianasmith]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Thing wants a sandwich, however, the fried bologna sandwich is on top of a mountain in Nepal, guarded by two goats named Harley and Davidson.  He offers me a free-thinking Sarsparilla if I will get the sandwich for him, so I grab my trusty chainsaw and let the three Chinese bondage queens left over from last week's Anne Hathaway dream distract the goats until I can decapitate them with the chainsaw and retrieve the sandwich . . . after which I get a rubdown and iced tea from Eva Green, wearing a Starfleet uniform.


BOO-YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LilCerberus]

Medication... It's not a magic bullet, or waiting for a high to kick in, it takes a few days, or even a couple weeks... Like seeding & watering...It takes patience...

[Alex]

How in the nine hel's does someone manage to accidently feed cheese to a cat?

[LilCerberus]

R.I.P JIM NABORS

[Alex]

I really wish I'd stop accidently hitting my right knee off wooden things. The past couple of days have left me limping badly.

[stine.greta]

Why do you hate pineapple bits on pizza?

[Alex]

Why do you hate pineapple bits on pizza?

In my case it's because the first time Kristi was pregnant for three months the only thing she could eat without being sick was ham and pineapple pizza. After three months of eating it I am not sure I ever want to see it again.

[Flangepart]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Thing wants a sandwich, however, the fried bologna sandwich is on top of a mountain in Nepal, guarded by two goats named Harley and Davidson.  He offers me a free-thinking Sarsparilla if I will get the sandwich for him, so I grab my trusty chainsaw and let the three Chinese bondage queens left over from last week's Anne Hathaway dream distract the goats until I can decapitate them with the chainsaw and retrieve the sandwich . . . after which I get a rubdown and iced tea from Eva Green, wearing a Starfleet uniform.


BOO-YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

[ER]

Okeedokes, I think I have caught up on all my missed posts, making up my quota from my week off. In short, my work is done here for the morning.