Ask Trevor Silly Questions Thread

[Trevor]

Have you ever given your toes names, Trevor? It's not me asking, it's Tinkerbell, who is third from my left.

Mine are called "Cut me once a week, please" 

[TYTD Reviews]

Trevor, As a man of the world, should I drop my toast on the ground before I butter it to get the inevitable out of the way immediately or should I butter it anyway and leave it up to the breakfast gods to decide my fate; therein running the risk of a fluffy and significantly less edible slice should the worst happen?

[Trevor]

Trevor, As a man of the world, should I drop my toast on the ground before I butter it to get the inevitable out of the way immediately or should I butter it anyway and leave it up to the breakfast gods to decide my fate; therein running the risk of a fluffy and significantly less edible slice should the worst happen?

Simple: leave the butter on the toast and don't put it on your fingers, thus you will not drop the toast. Oh, yeah: eat the toast before it gets cold. 

[ER]

Dear Trevor,

If a nudist dies, would his ghost be naked too?

Signed,

Paranormal Etiquette Geek

[bob]

Why don't people eat undies

[BoyScoutKevin]

Why don't people eat undies

I'm not Trevor, but let me say people do eat undies, at least they eat jock straps with chocolate sauce. And please do not ask me how I know this.

As for my question for Trevor: "Does it ever snow in South Africa in the summertime?"

[Trevor]

Dear Trevor,

If a nudist dies, would his ghost be naked too?

Signed,

Paranormal Etiquette Geek

You would at least be able to see through the nudist then 

[Trevor]

Why don't people eat undies

In the 1970s and 1980s you could buy edible undies: mine were extra crunchy 

[Trevor]

Why don't people eat undies

I'm not Trevor, but let me say people do eat undies, at least they eat jock straps with chocolate sauce. And please do not ask me how I know this.

As for my question for Trevor: "Does it ever snow in South Africa in the summertime?"

About four years ago, it snowed in Pretoria and Johannesburg in late August which is almost the start of spring season here. 

[BoyScoutKevin]

Going back to the question of eating one's shorts.

One could purchase female panties made out of licorice, which were edible. And again, please do not ask me how I know this.

As for my question for Trevor: "Is the fly fishing better in South Africa or Florida?"

[AoTFan]

Dunno... this may or may not be silly depending on one's perspective buut..

Have you ever felt in danger while in South Africa? 

I've read that in some areas of SA that dudes with light skin aren't the most popular and I've heard several stories people killed by machete wielding gangs and set on fire. 

Now, hopefully, those stories are overblown and exaggerated but... I dunno. 

[indianasmith]

On a lighter note -

If I am travelling on a jetliner and cross the international date line on my birthday, will I still get presents?

[Trevor]

As for my question for Trevor: "Is the fly fishing better in South Africa or Florida?"

Never been fly fishing, except in gentlemen's clubs. 

[Trevor]

Dunno... this may or may not be silly depending on one's perspective buut..

Have you ever felt in danger while in South Africa? 

I've read that in some areas of SA that dudes with light skin aren't the most popular and I've heard several stories people killed by machete wielding gangs and set on fire. 

Now, hopefully, those stories are overblown and exaggerated but... I dunno. 

South Africa has its' crime, like every other country and you do have to be careful wherever you go, but that's the norm worldwide.

[Trevor]

On a lighter note -

If I am travelling on a jetliner and cross the international date line on my birthday, will I still get presents?

I'm sure you will.