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Bruce Campbell. In my Dreams!

Started by Flangepart, January 26, 2004, 01:18:35 PM

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Flangepart

This happened in my head last night....
I was dreaming about, well, stuff, and for some reason...does reason apply to dreams?...the following occured.

Cut to : The scene in ARMY OF DARKNESS where the Bruce says "Honey, you got real ugly real fast."
Does the line, then it continues, and he says "Aw, man, i can't hit that face. Whats the point?"
And the actress laughs and says"What?"
Bruce : "I mean, if i hit a face, i want it to mean something!"
Laughter, as on a movie set.
"I mean, if i hit that face, who's gonna know? If i kick someone in the teeth, i want it to show."
Yep. My dream turns into a blooper real.
Then Bruce says "I know about ugly makeup. Hell, i helped right the book on it!"
Then "I" lean into the shot, and reach for a copy of Bruce's book, and say "Bruce Campbell, My life as a chin. No! If chins could talk! $19.95 at the bargin bin!"
Then Bruce laughs, and says, "$19.95, i wish! I'd be happy with $9.95. Ah, hell, $1.99 at Dollar General!"
Thats when i woke up....and remembered buying P.J.R'ourke's "All the trouble in the world" for $1.99

So.....anyone else have a celebrity related dream lately?



Post Edited (01-26-04 12:19)
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

FearlessFreep

So.....anyone else have a celebrity related dream lately?

I think most people on this board...if dreaming about a celebrity...Bruce Campbell would not be it :)

Going places unmapped, to do things unplanned, to people unsuspecting

JohnL

The only celebrity I've ever seen in a dream was Peta Wilson from La Femme Nikita. It was very strange, it seemed that she was someone I just knew and we hung out together.

Oh, I once had a dream that I executed Tracy Gold from Growing Pains in a Red Dawn type of situation. Woke up feeling really weird about it.

ashcampbell

i had a dream that i was in the cabin with bruce in dead by dawn! id much rather dream about bruce than some hot girl, you could talk about evil dead after sex!

ashcampbell

if only he'd reply to my endless phonecalls and pornographic mail dammit!