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[316zombie]

real name-barri
born-before any of you in this thread( even you, rc, lol!) in an aircraft carrier over the state of kansas, where i live now.
raised in massachusetts.
married 35 years next march.
bat guano crazy chef.
5'1" 130 pounds, wild shaggy silver black hair i can sit on,tunnel vision and bad knees. oh, and spider veins on my face from too much sun and too much alcohol.

[Rev. Powell]

born-before any of you in this thread( even you, rc, lol!) in an aircraft carrier over the state of kansas, where i live now.

I am picturing an aircraft carrier hovering in the air over a field of wheat, serving as a maternity ward. 

[316zombie]

lol!
no, my da was an air force mechanic,stationed in texas. my momma stated quite clearly hat she'd walk back to kansas before i'd be born in texas,she was very small but very emphatic, lol!
  when her labor started, my da's squad put her on a carrier with an actual doctor and nurse,as a just in case. me, being constantly early, well...yeah, it DID turn out to be a maternity ward after all.
   they thought there's be more time, she was in labor with my brother for 36 hours. i'm officially registered as born in salina, kansas,although my da always said it should have been wichita. where i now live, oddly enough!

[TYTD Reviews]

Name-TYTD Review
Born- January 1993
Height-5'11"
Weight- 266
Eye color-green
Birthplace- Midlands, UK
Nationality- UK, Born in the Midlands and will most probably die there barring extreme circumstance xD
Favorite food-Pizza,Lasagne,Fish and Chips
Bad Habits-Im a deviant and a fiend and while not a regular drinker if its a quiet weekend I am known to push the boat out a bit
Hobbies-I collected Vinyl for years but I'm pretty much caught up on that front...these days a mainly hunt down obscure films and collect home recorded VHS tapes.
Job: Im a professional Film Editor of which I lead the department.

[ER]

Imagine if He were member here...

Name: Jesus the Christ of Nazareth
Born: Christmas, circa 4 BC (yes, Christmas, you guys are just celebrating Christmas the wrong time of year)
Height: Perfect
Weight: Perfect
Birthplace: Manger in Bethlehem
Nationality: Highest point in Heaven
Favorite food: Loaves and fishes
Bad habit: I'm an over-achiever
Hobbies: Giving out free wine at weddings, healing, raising the dead, arguing with Pharisees
Job: Promised messiah
Proudest achievement: Saving humankind from sin
Relationship status: Committed virgin like my mom
Number of children: Billions
Regrets: Living at home til I was thirty
Best advice I ever got: "Try walking on water, son, it'll blow them away."