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Started by Olivia Bauer, December 02, 2015, 08:29:39 AM

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indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Alex

Hmmm, should we three start our own cult dedicated to awakening the Great Old Ones and returning the universe to their domination?

I for one welcome our new slimy, tentacled, alien overfiends.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

Quote from: Dark Alex on December 29, 2017, 08:51:49 AM
Hmmm, should we three start our own cult dedicated to awakening the Great Old Ones and returning the universe to their domination?

I for one welcome our new slimy, tentacled, alien overfiends.

Can't. My deity never got past the jealousy stage. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me," y'know? Of course I suppose a loophole might be letting Cthulhu have the second spot...?

I love this:

https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/chick-parody-who-will-be-eaten-first/
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Quote from: ER on December 29, 2017, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on December 29, 2017, 08:51:49 AM
Hmmm, should we three start our own cult dedicated to awakening the Great Old Ones and returning the universe to their domination?

I for one welcome our new slimy, tentacled, alien overfiends.

Can't. My deity never got past the jealousy stage. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me," y'know? Of course I suppose a loophole might be letting Cthulhu have the second spot...?

I love this:

https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/chick-parody-who-will-be-eaten-first/

Ah, I may have another loophole for you. Great Old One's aren't actually gods. They are just creatures who are immensely more powerful than us who obey different laws of physics. Check to see if the bible says anything against worshipping something that is not a god, and if there isn't any prohibition against creatures from another reality then you are home free.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

I wonder if when ER's karma reaches 666 if the apocalypse will be unleashed?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

Quote from: Dark Alex on December 29, 2017, 09:45:19 AM
I wonder if when ER's karma reaches 666 if the apocalypse will be unleashed?

One way to find out. Ahem...hint? Hint?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Flangepart

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Alex

Quote from: ER on December 29, 2017, 09:52:18 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on December 29, 2017, 09:45:19 AM
I wonder if when ER's karma reaches 666 if the apocalypse will be unleashed?

One way to find out. Ahem...hint? Hint?

I am doing my best to find out, but it will only let me add one every six hours so unless I go an cheat and make some alt accounts you might have to be patient.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

Quote from: Dark Alex on December 29, 2017, 03:33:11 PM
Quote from: ER on December 29, 2017, 09:52:18 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on December 29, 2017, 09:45:19 AM
I wonder if when ER's karma reaches 666 if the apocalypse will be unleashed?

One way to find out. Ahem...hint? Hint?

I am doing my best to find out, but it will only let me add one every six hours so unless I go an cheat and make some alt accounts you might have to be patient.
Nooo! I want the Apocalypse now, now, now!!
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Well it should happen at the weekend so most people will be off work and able to appreciate it properly instead of being stuck at work.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

I heard a random conversation yesterday as I was heading to the train station consisting of nothing but the letter "A".

Person one (on spotting someone I guess they know) "Aaaaaaa".

Person two (on seeing the person who had spotted them) "Aaaa".

Person three (on seeing who person one was excited by) "Aa".

Person two (on slipping on some ice) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

Conversation with me and Kristi earlier.

"Alex, are you going for a bath?"

"Yes, after cleaning up after the cat has diarrehea and vomitting I need a bath."

"Was there a lot of it?"

"Doesn't have to be a lot."
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

LilCerberus

Had so much going on this week, I thought Yesterday was new year's eve & wound up eating one of my cans of black eyed peas a day early....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Alex

I think I might have caused the first volcanic explosion in Scotland in several millenia by asking a friend who Katie Tunstall is?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

Quote from: Dark Alex on December 31, 2017, 07:31:20 PM
I think I might have caused the first volcanic explosion in Scotland in several millenia by asking a friend who Katie Tunstall is?

Who?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.