Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[316zombie]

exactly how drunk do you need to be to go outside in  20 below windchill to shoot off fireworks? i'm wondering if i should offer them hot soup?
    nahh..they'd puke on my porch. oh well, i hope they end up okay!

[LilCerberus]

It's snowing in Florida!
Where is all that global warming we were promised?

[Rev. Powell]

I think I might have caused the first volcanic explosion in Scotland in several millenia by asking a friend who Katie Tunstall is?

Who?

Great, another volcano just erupted! When will people learn?

[LilCerberus]

I think I might have caused the first volcanic explosion in Scotland in several millenia by asking a friend who Katie Tunstall is?

Who?

Great, another volcano just erupted! When will people learn?

Is that where all the global warming went?

[ER]

He'll fall asleep by midnight and I will be up til three or four with insomnia, I can just tell. Such a lethargic day, I wish I could go run but it's 5 below outside and the treadmill would wake the children up.

Would you look at that, I have the top five posts here. Ugh, someone shoot me.

[Flangepart]

He'll fall asleep by midnight and I will be up til three or four with insomnia, I can just tell. Such a lethargic day, I wish I could go run but it's 5 below outside and the treadmill would wake the children up.

Would you look at that, I have the top five posts here. Ugh, someone shoot me.

BANG! Happy now?

[Chainsawmidget]

Back when I was in the National Guard, I served with a guy that always did his Two Mile run for the Physical fitness test while smoking a cigarette. 

[TYTD Reviews]

Just thought I'd say my lunch is usually from 3pm till 3:30pm...though occasionally I'll dip out of the office at 2:45 and sneak an extra 15 minutes on the side...

[Trevor]

Just thought I'd say my lunch is usually from 3pm till 3:30pm...though occasionally I'll dip out of the office at 2:45 and sneak an extra 15 minutes on the side...

Our lunch here is from 12h30pm to 1 pm: not much chance to do much except collapse in a chair. 

[TYTD Reviews]

Just thought I'd say my lunch is usually from 3pm till 3:30pm...though occasionally I'll dip out of the office at 2:45 and sneak an extra 15 minutes on the side...

Our lunch here is from 12h30pm to 1 pm: not much chance to do much except collapse in a chair. 

That sounds delightful! While it isnt strict office policy I always go for my lunch last so that non of the editors or staff miss any phonecalls/messages during the lunch period. I go when they all get back. it's a bit of an odd place to work really...I've never known upper management get so annoyed at people taking lunch breaks  they act like it's almost a luxury to have a meal in the middle of the day xD

[LilCerberus]

So, I've figured out that my new(ish) Lenovo T530 takes 204 pin PC3-106000 or PC3-12800 DDR3 memory cards, but not how many Mhz or MB it can handle.
I also need to know if the memory cards all need to be the same or not.

[316zombie]

i am in mourning, i broke my vegematic...

[LilCerberus]

RIP Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries

[ER]

RIP Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries

(Extreme shock expressed.)

[ER]

I heard Billy Corgan recently fell on ice in Chicago and busted his knee. I can't help but wonder if that, too, was the greatest day he'd ever known, and if he still couldn't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow being much too long, and as he recovered, did he burn his eyes out before he got out? I suspect he still wanted more than life could ever grant him, and since falling is often so undignified, was he bored by the chore of saving face? Though if after all that he still thought the day he fell was the greatest day he'd ever known, I do have to admire the consistency of his positive outlook.

No, I'm not on drugs, just amusing myself '90s style.