Florida Man so drunk he mistook a bank for a Taco Bell

[sprite75]

A very drunk Florida man, in his quest for a Taco Bell burrito, pulled up to a drive up.

A Florida motorist was so impaired that he mistook a Bank of America drive-up lane for a Taco Bell and sought to order a burrito from a teller, according to an arrest report.

Cops were summoned Wednesday afternoon to a Tampa-area bank "in reference to a suspected impaired driver." Upon arriving at the Bank of America branch, an investigator found Douglas Francisco, 28, at the wheel of a blue Hyundai in the bank's parking lot.

A bank manager previously told police that a male driving a blue Hyundai had passed out at the wheel while in the bank's drive-thru lane. After the employee beat on the car's window, the driver awoke and asked for a burrito. He subsequently drove away "after being informed he was not at Taco Bell."

During police questioning, Francisco "made several statements that were differing from reality," a Hernando County Sheriff's Office deputy reported. Francisco, the deputy noted, had a "delayed reaction to questions as well as slowed movements of his extremities consistent with someone under the influence of prescription narcotics."

[RCMerchant]

At least he didn't try to rob a Taco Bell!

[Chainsawmidget]

I need to find a bank that also sells tacos.