Movie lines you can never forget.

[Svengoolie 3]

After seeing a ref to a line "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance! " in a post here and knowing I would never forget it I wondered about other unforgettable lines in movies.


So,  how about I start it off with "The gun is good.  The penis is evil! "

(BTW people use that line to slam zardoz,  but ask yourself which one you can show on American tv easier.)

[The Burgomaster]

So, many . . . but here are a few.

* Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

* Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

* Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

* What we've got here is failure to communicate.

* Alright fellas, let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could.

* You talking to me?

* I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.

[Alex]

"Yeah me too. But I am really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your p***y?"

[RCMerchant]

Being I am who I am...

"Listen to them- children of the night-what music they make."
"The blood is the life, Mister Reinfield."
"To die-to be really dead-that must be glorious!"

"For you my friend- they are the Angels of Death!"

" Not to spill blood!  That is the Law. Are we not men?"

"Some people's brains would never be missed."

"Yes! I LIKE to torture!"

"Soon you will be as big as a giant. Or-like all the others- DEAD!"

and of course-

" Hunted-despised. Treated like an animal! But in this jungle hell, I have proven I am all right!"

(and the quote from the Black Cat in my signature--...)

[316zombie]

" it's a full moon and i'm a werewolf, b**ch, KISS MY A**!"
" you kids will be the death of me!"
" i never dance before midnight,but if you insist.."
" honey, i'm gonna slap the ways out your head!"

[lester1/2jr]

"nice shot, cheese dick" - Side Out

[Svengoolie 3]

How about "Vatch zee numbers,. batman, for zay count your dooom! Ven zee rocket reached vun hundred thousand feet, your heart vill freeeeze in you chest, und beat no more!"

[Rev. Powell]

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals."

[javakoala]

"We belong dead."

[WingedSerpent]

Return to Frogtown (1992) has the single greatest opening line of any movie ever.


"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CZAR FROGMEISTER!

[retrorussell]

"I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school!"-- Marla Singer, Fight Club
"It's true what they say.  Cops and women don't mix.  It's like eating a spoonful of Drano.  Sure, it'll clean you out.. but it'll leave you hollow inside."-- Frank Drebin, Naked Gun
"He's been taken to a hospital."
"A hospital!  What IS it?"
"It's a place where they take sick people.  But that's not important right now."--Dr. Rumack, Airplane!
"I shot him six times!  I shot him in the heart!  He's not human!"-- Dr. Loomis, Halloween
"Do you want to know why I use a knife?  Guns are too quick.  You can't savor all the... little emotions.  You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.  So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did.  Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"-- Joker, The Dark Knight

[indianasmith]

"To those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never taste."  - the Wise Man, SUCKER PUNCH
"Aw George, not the livestock!"  Delmar, from O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
"No, the defense's case does NOT hold water!" - Marisa Tomei, MY COUSIN VINNY
"Admiral, there be whales here!" - Montgomery Scott, STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME

[Rev. Powell]

"I'll take you places where the hand of man has not yet set foot."--Erik Estrada in CAGED FURY

[Svengoolie 3]

It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

I know what a parsec is...

[Ted C]

"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room, didn't you, you bastard!"