The Bad Movie Bible

[Trevor]

I just got my copy from www.loot.co.za: even at ZAR361 (about $36) it seems to be worth the money.  Well bound and illustrated, it will be a book that takes pride of place in my collection.

Flipping through it, only one South African bad film is in it: Laser Mission! No Space Mutiny, The Demon or Nukie? Gymkata is in there, as is The Room, Deadly Prey, Troll 2, Jason X, Battlefield Earth, ROTOR, The Room and others.

I'll post a list of all the titles soon. 

[claws]

No Space Mutiny

Book fail!

[Trevor]

No Space Mutiny

Book fail!

I'll check again but I didn't see it listed.

[javakoala]

The only problem I have with books like this is that they hammer on the same movies over and over. I'll find out for myself when my copy shows up on Sunday.

[Trevor]

Films reviewed in this book are:

Lawrence of Arabia
The Guns of Navarone
Spartacus

Whoops, sorry, wrong list 

Gymkata
Miami Connection
Do Or Die
Ninja 111 The Domination
Nick Fury Agent of Shield
Drunken Wu Tang
For Yur Height Only
Laser Mission
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Terror In Beverley Hills
Death Wish 3
Fantasy Mission Force
The Intruder / Rambu
The Ultimate Ninja
Samurai Cop
High Kicks
Challenge of the Tiger / Gymkata Killer
Fist of The Vampire
Hot Potato
Deadly Prey
Death Machines
Delta Force 2
Who Killed Captain Alex?
The Divine Enforcer
Raw Force
Lady Terminator
Superman IV The Quest For Peace
Infra-Man
Hell Comes To Frogtown
The Alien Factor
Starcrash
Battle Beyond the Stars
Message From Space
Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla
The Rollerblade 7
Battlefield Earth
R.O.T.O.R
Supersonic Man
Petey Wheatstraw
Sorceress
Deathstalker 2
Hercules In New York
Pumaman
Future War
The Fantastic Four (1994)
Highlander 2 The Quickening
Run Like Hell
The Final Sacrifice
Killdozer
Batman and Robin
After Last Season
Troll 2
The Gore Gore Girls
Creatures From The Abyss / Plankton
Silent Night Deadly Night 2
The Incredible Melting Man
Jason X
Black Devil Doll From Hell
Tales From The Quadead Zone
Things
Zaat
Death Bed The Bed That Eats
Science Crazed
The Corpse Grinders
Crocodile 2
Elves
Ax 'Em / The Weekend It Lives
Hard Rock Zombies
A Night To Dismember
Chopping Mall
Blood Freak
Ogroff The Mad Mutilator
Die Hard Dracula
Rock 'n Roll Nightmare
Psycho Cop
Howling 2: Your Sister Is a Werewolf
The Room
Ryan's Babe
A Talking Cat
Ben and Arthur
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
The Swarm
The Happening
Can't Stop The Music
Showgirls
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Darktown Strutters
Cool As Ice
Voyage of The Rock Aliens
A*P*E
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Cruel Jaws
Empire of The Ants
Anaconda
Double Down
I Am Here.....................Now
Fateful Findings
Pass-Thru
The Ice Pirates
Traxx
Dead Heat
Megaforce

[Trevor]

I forgot to add that despite the lack of Space Mutiny, Nukie and The Demon, it is worth the money: there's quite a few films that I've never heard of. 

[Chainsawmidget]

I was just abut to say that I'd never heard of some of those movies. 

That one thing good about books like that.  They always give you something new you've never seen before.  Well, the good ones do anyway.

[Trevor]

Nice interviews with Richard Norton (Gymkata), Dame Joan Collins (Empire of The Ants), Tjardus Greidanus and Tommy Wiseau: the latter can't seem to understand the difference between serious and not serious.