Captain Dickhead has been arested!

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And of course, he's a resident of that state.

A Florida man was arrested early yesterday after telling police that his name was "Captain Dickhead."

Cops responding to a 1:45 AM disturbance at a residence in Sebastian encountered Pamela Alonge, who apologized for arguing loudly with her boyfriend in the home's backyard.

When asked multiple times to identify himself, the boyfriend refused and was "being evasive and argumentative with officers at the scene," according to an arrest affidavit.

After cops handcuffed the man, they took one more shot at extracting a name from him. "At which time he said his name was 'Captain Dickhead,'" an officer reported.

Begs the question.  Is he any relation to Captain Dork?

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