Main Menu

A bad movie ya made love to...

Started by Velvet Brotha, February 02, 2004, 06:07:00 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2
User actions

Velvet Brotha

February 02, 2004, 06:07:00 PM
Has anybody ever bumped uglies while watching a horrible movie? I remember getti'n it on during "Drainiac." Films are much better when you hump to 'em. ; ) LOL!

I'm also guilty of pretending my lady was the sexy brunette that had a bathing scene in the film.

Ancient Flounder

#1
February 02, 2004, 06:25:45 PM
The first time I ever actually got intimate was during A Knight's Tale.  We got about a quarter way into the movie and just started gettin' all groovy.  By the time we were done, the credits were rolling.  lol

Brother Ragnarok

#2
February 02, 2004, 10:26:55 PM
This happens just about every weekend, although the movie sometimes gets stopped in the interest of actually wanting to see it.  Movies I can remember off the top of my head which were abandoned in favor of sex, though, are:
Scream 2
Beyond Darkness
Arachnia
There are many others, but the titles elude me.

Brother R

There are only two important things in life - monsters and hot chicks.
    - Rob Zombie
Rape is just cause for murdering.
    - Strapping Young Lad

Neon Noodle

#3
February 02, 2004, 11:11:03 PM
Clue
Friday the 13th Part 2
Friday the 13th part 3
Lord of Illusions

____________________________________________________________
While on a journey, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, dry and parched.
With sorrow, he questioned and lamented the end of all things.
When he finished speaking, he dragged the skull over and, using it for a pillow, lay down to sleep.
In the night, the skull came to his dreams and said, 'You are a fool to rejoice in the entanglements of life.'
Chuang Tzu couldn`t believe this and asked, 'If I could return you to your life, you would want that, wouldn`t you?'
Stunned by Chuang Tzu`s foolishness, the skull replied, 'How do you know that it is bad to be dead?'

-From The Matrix: The Path of Neo

-=NiGHTS=-

#4
February 03, 2004, 04:30:41 AM
It's not bad, but I've made love to The Wall more times than I care to remember.

It's actually a really strange experience.

And, y'know, with The Wall on in the background.  Not like, humping the tape.

AndyC

#5
February 03, 2004, 02:45:18 PM
-=NiGHTS=- wrote:
> And, y'know, with The Wall on in the background.  Not like,
> humping the tape.

Good point. I was thinking that title could be interpreted a couple of different ways.

I recall getting amorous while watching a movie, but I can't, for the life of me, remember what movie it was. My attention must have been elsewhere :)

By the way, I assume we're all talking about video movies. Has anybody actually made it at a drive-in movie? I know it happens, but I can't say I know anybody who's actually done it.

---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."

I luv dolma

#6
February 03, 2004, 03:08:05 PM
ARACHNIA IS AWESOME! I JUST MADE LOVE DURING FRIDAY THE 13th PART 8! JUST TO NAME ONE.

Velvet Brotha

#7
February 03, 2004, 03:50:20 PM
> It's not bad, but I've made love to The Wall more times than I care to remember.

Wow! I thought I was the only sicko that humped Britney Spears posters on the wall. (JK)

Seriously... I remember banging my X to that CD. I love Pink Floyd. ; )

Deej

#8
February 03, 2004, 05:41:25 PM
Velvet Brotha wrote:

> Wow! I thought I was the only sicko that humped Britney Spears
> posters on the wall. (JK)

Nope, you're not the only one.

The Blair Witch Project was the only movie that ever actually helped me get laid. It was good and spooky in the theater, but when I rented it for my (then) girlfriend and I to watch at home, it had lost a bit of it's punch. However, I think the film's total awfulness(awful-osity) on the small screen is probably the only reason the girl(we'll call her Satan) wanted to get into my trousers. YEAH...boring cinema!

Everyone has potentially fatal flaws, but yours involve a love of soldiers' wives, an insatiable thirst for whiskey, and the seven weak points in your left ventricle.

DJ

Brother Ragnarok

#9
February 03, 2004, 06:06:37 PM
Geez, Dolma, did you have some major role in the making of Arachnia?  You seem awfully peeved that I didn't like it.  

Brother R

There are only two important things in life - monsters and hot chicks.
    - Rob Zombie
Rape is just cause for murdering.
    - Strapping Young Lad

Velvet Brotha

#10
February 03, 2004, 06:13:14 PM
> However, I think the film's total awfulness(awful-osity) on the small screen is probably the only reason the girl(we'll call her Satan) wanted to get into my trousers. YEAH...boring cinema!

You had sex with Satan too? Damn that whore!!! We need to form a coalition against women like that. ; )

The Burgomaster

#11
February 04, 2004, 12:05:39 PM
I had an experience in my car while at the drive-in.  My girlfriend and I were watching a triple feature of FRIDAY THE 13TH parts 1, 2 and 3 (and they cut about 15 minutes out of the middle of each movie!).  Anyway, it started to rain very heavily and it was hard to see the screen even with the windshield wipers on.

So, one thing led to another . . .

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Deej

#12
February 04, 2004, 04:48:32 PM
Velvet Brotha wrote:

> You had sex with Satan too? Damn that whore!!! We need to form
> a coalition against women like that. ; )


Hell yeah, Brotha!!! We could wear arm bands and make special t-shirts....and hey, my dad has a barn....we could put on a show!!! Or maybe we could just hire a good arsonist! Can you kill Satan with fire? We just gotta find a way to send her back to hell(Arkansas)where she belongs!

Everyone has potentially fatal flaws, but yours involve a love of soldiers' wives, an insatiable thirst for whiskey, and the seven weak points in your left ventricle.

DJ

Brother Ragnarok

#13
February 04, 2004, 05:59:18 PM
If hell is Arkansas, does that mean Charles B. Pierce is the overlord?

Brother R

There are only two important things in life - monsters and hot chicks.
    - Rob Zombie
Rape is just cause for murdering.
    - Strapping Young Lad

Ancient Flounder

#14
February 05, 2004, 05:37:49 PM
f**k yeah, Pink Floyd kick ass!  I've done with Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background.  Nothing like a soundtrack while doin' the deed.  lol

Print
Go Up Pages1 2
User actions