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Started by Svengoolie 3, April 08, 2018, 12:14:04 AM

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April 08, 2018, 12:14:04 AM Last Edit: April 08, 2018, 12:21:22 AM by Svengoolie 3
No p0rn,  obviously.  If it was made by a real studio so much  the better.



The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

claws

#1
April 08, 2018, 12:33:46 AM


It's on youtube. I dare anyone to watch this (NSFW)

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Trevor

#2
April 08, 2018, 12:37:53 AM
Nukie  :buggedout:
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beat_truck

#3
April 08, 2018, 04:18:30 AM
Zombie '90: Exterme Pestilence   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103336/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I downloaded it but haven't dared to watch it yet.  I don't know if I even will. :question:  I have watched a review that contained multiple clips.  It looks BAD and the dubbing is even WORSE.  One character is a nerdy looking white doctor, and the man who's voice they used sounds like more like Shaft.

Here's the review (NSFW):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syc93fAYmeU



Welcome to Woop Woop (1997)   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120491/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Completely bat s**t crazy Austrailian movie.  Truly one of the weirdest/stupidest movies I've ever watched.  A con artist escapes a deal gone wrong in New York and winds up kidnapped, drugged, and married into a family of freaks in the Aussie outback, in a strange town where nobody is allowed to leave.  Complete with said freaks watching musicals and listening to show tunes through the whole movie, turning kangaroo road kill into dog food, and a giant Aboriginal spirit/ghost in the form of a Kangaroo at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq13ZoDWRIg  The trailer doesn't do it justice at all, but the whole movie is on youtube.

RCMerchant

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April 08, 2018, 04:45:07 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 12:14:04 AM
No p0rn,  obviously.  If it was made by a real studio so much  the better.





Those movies ARE one this site...


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/
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LilCerberus

#5
April 08, 2018, 04:56:53 PM
I don't think anything by Larry Buchanan's ever made it on to this site....
In fact, I don't think any of the movies ripped off by Larry Buchanan have ever made it on to BadMovies.Org, which is a wee bit odd when you consider, The Polonia Brothers once did.
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Svengoolie 3

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April 08, 2018, 08:31:38 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 08, 2018, 04:45:07 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 12:14:04 AM
No p0rn,  obviously.  If it was made by a real studio so much  the better.





Those movies ARE one this site...


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/

Oh,  lord....
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

#7
April 08, 2018, 08:35:09 PM
Hey- just do yer homework-all is forgiven... :wink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Svengoolie 3

#8
April 08, 2018, 08:41:54 PM
Whoever watched those movies to review them should get a set of purple hearts...
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

#9
April 08, 2018, 09:02:59 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 08:41:54 PM
Whoever watched those movies to review them should get a set of purple hearts...

Andrew. The guy who started all this. He's gone now.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

retrorussell

#10
April 08, 2018, 09:37:26 PM
WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES
A weird Belgian obscurity.  A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it.  Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces
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Svengoolie 3

#11
April 08, 2018, 11:28:24 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on April 08, 2018, 09:37:26 PM
WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES
A weird Belgian obscurity.  A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it.  Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces




I'm just gonna take your word for that...
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

beat_truck

#12
April 09, 2018, 01:34:00 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on April 08, 2018, 09:37:26 PM
WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES
A weird Belgian obscurity.  A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it.  Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces

I think you win. :buggedout:  That sounds like it takes bad to a whole new level.  I'd have to be at gun point to watch that.  Amazing that it has a DVD release when there are so many more deserving movies that don't.

Skittler

#13
April 10, 2018, 04:19:21 PM
Zombie Nation directed by Ulli Lommel

Gigli starring Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck

You could torture someone into seppuku if you put these two on repeat all day.

Dr. Whom

#14
April 11, 2018, 03:45:35 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on April 08, 2018, 09:37:26 PM
WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES
A weird Belgian obscurity.  A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it.  Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces


Turns out there actually was an arthouse screening of it last month, as part of a retrospective of Belgian cinema. Only just found out about it.
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