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The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Bushma

Why I love my family. After I get home from taking my oldest son to work I walk into a discussion about what movie we are going to watch tonight. It was down to a choice of 3 movies. The Room, The Stuff, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. They decided on The Stuff.

Now I'm stuck trying to figure out if I have the best or the most insane family.
This is my awesome signature.  Jealous?

Alex

#18031
Can't find where the bad joke thread went so putting this one here.

A woman is at her husbands funeral when a man leans over and says "Would you mind if I said a word?"

"Of course", she says "Go ahead."

The man clears his throat, stands up and says "Plethora" and then sits down.

The widow whispers to him "Thank you, that means a lot."
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

lester1/2jr

whenever I see a picture of stormy daniels my reaction is "yeeeesh". I know they are fake but she wears them exceedingly well

Rev. Powell

Quote from: lester1/2jr on April 17, 2018, 11:56:25 AM
whenever I see a picture of stormy daniels my reaction is "yeeeesh". I know they are fake but she wears them exceedingly well

Seriously, not to get political, but Trump has terrible taste in porn stars. He hates fake news but he's all for fake boobs?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

316zombie

she's gonna have SERIOUS back problems later in life.

AoTFan

Why do geniuses constantly put cabinets in the bathroom directly ABOVE the toilet?  It's like, if something falls out, guess where it's gonna go?  That's just poor design.

Svengoolie 3

Maybe geniuses leave the lid down in a toilet when not in use?
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Leah

Quote from: AoTFan on April 22, 2018, 01:07:05 AM
Why do geniuses constantly put cabinets in the bathroom directly ABOVE the toilet?  It's like, if something falls out, guess where it's gonna go?  That's just poor design.
maybe to have a place to store toilet paper when a roll runs out and you don't have to dance to another cabinet with pants around your ankles?
yeah no.

claws

April 24th: I finally stashed away my winter's clothing. See you again in at least 5 months  :bluesad:

Alex

I think next year I need to start a thread tracking the TV shows I watch.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

316zombie

would you include things like netflix series's...dang ...is that the proper spelling?
  anyway, i could do that easier than movies.

lester1/2jr

90210 reboot show concept:

ANTIFA shows up at the "Donna Martin graduate" rally and tries to start trouble. They are confronted by #MAGA hat wearing Steve Sanders and David Silver's friend who shot himself.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: lester1/2jr on May 04, 2018, 07:01:48 PM
90210 reboot show concept:

ANTIFA shows up at the "Donna Martin graduate" rally and tries to start trouble. They are confronted by #MAGA hat wearing Steve Sanders and David Silver's friend who shot himself.

I'd cheer for antifa.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

AoTFan

Quote from: El Misfit on April 23, 2018, 02:44:01 PM
Quote from: AoTFan on April 22, 2018, 01:07:05 AM
Why do geniuses constantly put cabinets in the bathroom directly ABOVE the toilet?  It's like, if something falls out, guess where it's gonna go?  That's just poor design.
maybe to have a place to store toilet paper when a roll runs out and you don't have to dance to another cabinet with pants around your ankles?

Uh, actually most cabinets I've seen above toilets aren't deep enough to store toilet paper rolls.  They're usually slightly wider than spice racks.