Drunk for the first time

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 12:53:51 PM

I made a huge mistake. This is very hard to type right now. I'm trying to get over how tanked I am. I was very sad that I am failing my classes (I think). As I type this I am trying to sober up before Mom sees that something is amiss. I had always heard before that alcohol numbs the pain. Being drunk is fun but Mom just came home and I don't want her finding out that I am drunk. Like a total moron, the first thing I tried was f**king whiskey. Which I followed up with Schnapps and Brandy because I couldn't figure out why I wasn't getting drunk immediately. I can hardly focus and I need to get sober before Mom notices something is wrong. Hopefully I am tricking her into thinking I'm doing homework. If she wants to play Skip-Bo with me I'm totally f**ked. How much longer is this going to last? This was a very bad idea.

I keep staggering around and I need to sober up right f**king now.

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 12:58:06 PM

This sucks.

LilCerberus · May 04, 2018, 12:58:15 PM

Llllliiittle bit easier to fess up when you are drunk than when your coming down.

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 01:01:23 PM

I left my coffee upstairs. She's going to wonder why I didn't bring it down with me. s**t.

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 01:01:46 PM

I can't even stand up to go get the coffee. s**t.

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 01:07:20 PM

The coffee is cold now. I ran into Mom getting it and she doesn't seem suspicious.
I'm good at acting sober, it would seem.

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 01:10:35 PM

Hey, at least for a drunk person my grammar is decent, huh?
I've only made like 1,000,00 typos I'm correcting while I write this.

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 01:13:39 PM

I think it's starting to wear off. I think I'll be fine as long as I stay in this room.

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 01:26:58 PM

She's talking to her friend Tori. That's helpful. That b***h talks forever.

Alex · May 04, 2018, 01:36:06 PM

You may have to avoid her tomorrow as I suspect you are going to smell of alcohol.

RCMerchant · May 04, 2018, 01:41:06 PM

And likely be sick as a dog.

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 01:44:09 PM

Quote from: Dark Alex on May 04, 2018, 01:36:06 PM
You may have to avoid her tomorrow as I suspect you are going to smell of alcohol.

I guess she doesn't smell it. She seems to think I'm fine. I'm pretty sure I'm getting over it at this point.

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 04, 2018, 01:41:06 PM
And likely be sick as a dog.

I'm already sick so maybe she thinks that's just part of whatever virus I have.

Olivia Bauer · May 04, 2018, 02:36:19 PM

Turns out I wasn't failing my classes at all. Also, Mom didn't figure it out.
Today was a great day.

Bushma · May 04, 2018, 05:22:57 PM

Start drinking lots of water. It'll help you feel better in the morning. In the mean time try to just watch some TV or something that won't take too much effort. . . Like standing.

LilCerberus · May 04, 2018, 07:32:35 PM

Quote from: Bushma on May 04, 2018, 05:22:57 PM
Start drinking lots of water. It'll help you feel better in the morning. In the mean time try to just watch some TV or something that won't take too much effort. . . Like standing.

That actually has the opposite effect with gin....