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OT: And I Thought We Were All A Little Geeky...

Started by Ash, February 03, 2004, 06:56:25 AM

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Neon Noodle

If I ever named my kid version 2.0, I would expect to wake up during their teenage years with a chainsaw cleaving me in half.


I would never punish my kids with completely alienating names like that.

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While on a journey, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, dry and parched.
With sorrow, he questioned and lamented the end of all things.
When he finished speaking, he dragged the skull over and, using it for a pillow, lay down to sleep.
In the night, the skull came to his dreams and said, 'You are a fool to rejoice in the entanglements of life.'
Chuang Tzu couldn`t believe this and asked, 'If I could return you to your life, you would want that, wouldn`t you?'
Stunned by Chuang Tzu`s foolishness, the skull replied, 'How do you know that it is bad to be dead?'

-From The Matrix: The Path of Neo

Susan

the question is...will a little sibling be "reloaded"?

Here is the answer to all your questions
Are you a Geek? Find out just how much

I rank: 27.61341% - Total Geek

And you?



Post Edited (02-04-04 20:26)

Ash

Funny test Susan...
Where do you find this stuff?

I took the test and here's my rank:  

14.20118% - Geekish Tendencies

Then again I already knew that!
Hehe!

Vermin Boy

I only got around 20% - Geek. Which is surprising, because I listen to every single band they list (except Weezer).

-Vermin Boy

My site: The Vermin Cave
My band: The Demons of Stupidity
?????: ?????

Susan

ASHTHECAT wrote:

> Funny test Susan...
> Where do you find this stuff?
>

I guess my score tells it all..i find alot of odd things on the net due to my geekiness ;-)


ulthar

I got  24.65483% - GEEK.

As many boxes as I was checking, I thought it'd be highter.  Never got into D&D and roleplaying stuff, so I guess that's where I got saved.

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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

Neon Noodle

30.96647% - Total Geek - not a huge surprise, considering how many of the "geek films" I own on DVD...

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While on a journey, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, dry and parched.
With sorrow, he questioned and lamented the end of all things.
When he finished speaking, he dragged the skull over and, using it for a pillow, lay down to sleep.
In the night, the skull came to his dreams and said, 'You are a fool to rejoice in the entanglements of life.'
Chuang Tzu couldn`t believe this and asked, 'If I could return you to your life, you would want that, wouldn`t you?'
Stunned by Chuang Tzu`s foolishness, the skull replied, 'How do you know that it is bad to be dead?'

-From The Matrix: The Path of Neo

wickednick

Total geek. Ya I have played D&D, so whats it to you.Come on want to fight?Just let me get my +5 sword and my +4 armor with special can't be charmed inchantments.

Smells like popcorn and shame

Mr_Vindictive

43%-Major Geek

I need another profession.  Gotta get rid of some of this geekness.

Only downside to the test is that it asked if I could write C++ but didn't ask about Perl.

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"The greatest medicine in the world is human laughter. And the worst medicine is zombie laughter." -- Jack Handey

A bald man named Savalas visited me last night in a dream.  I think it was a Telly vision.

Eirik

15.5% geek (rounded down because I think I deserve credit for rounding to the tenth).  I was betrayed by my AD&D past and the fact that I kept those books, although in the end, my computer/Star Trek illiteracy saved me.

The test totally neglects certain kinds of geeks however.  Anyone ever meet an historical battle reenactor?  Sorry, Trekkies, but you've got nothing on them!  Also, what about parenting geeks?  Anyone else know what a "boppy" is used for.

It also neglects my favorite geeks - the kind that don't know they're geeks.  Picture a 5'6" 111 pound white suburban kid wearing a t-shirt with any of the following slogans:

"No Fear!"
Anything with the word "whupass"
Calvin p**sing on anything
Anything with "No whiners"
A basketball player and the words "I'm sorry.  I thought you could play!"
"Back the F#@* Up!"  (the word f**k is written like that)

Yeah, for my money, there's nothing better than a phony-tough teenage geek who acts like he's ready to step to you because he knows for sure that as a grown up don't want to go to jail for beating his face in.

Mr_Vindictive

A boppy is used for when the child is not able to sit up by themselves.  It's a comfortable looking little ass donut that you place your child in so that they cannot move.

My wife convinced me to buy one for our daughter for about 30.00

Only used maybe twice

Currently sitting on my floor with no purpose

LOL

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"The greatest medicine in the world is human laughter. And the worst medicine is zombie laughter." -- Jack Handey

A bald man named Savalas visited me last night in a dream.  I think it was a Telly vision.

ulthar

Skaboi wrote:


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> Only downside to the test is that it asked if I could write C++
> but didn't ask about Perl.
>

It did mention cgi, iirc, and I thought of that as sort of a catch-all ....

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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

Eirik

"Only used maybe twice"

LMAO!  For the record, you name the item's secondary use.  It's main purpose is to fit around the woman's waist and then she rests the child on it while breast feeding.  My wife wore out her first one and is on her second (our 3rd kid is almost 3 months now).

ulthar

Eirik wrote:

>
> LMAO!  For the record, you name the item's secondary use.  It's
> main purpose is to fit around the woman's waist and then she
> rests the child on it while breast feeding.

We had two, and used them both for both purposes...they do wear out pretty easily!

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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

Ash