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Started by Olivia Bauer, December 02, 2015, 08:29:39 AM

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Pacman000

Probably not, especially if you call your insurance company & say "Hey! Someone burned my car!"

Alex

Sometimes I feel like people must feel like I really hate their country which generally I don't. I am just quite happy to discuss what I think is right or wrong with any country without judging.

Unless you are French. In which case FY! FY Big style. I even have permission from GOD (who I don't worship) to hate you!
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indianasmith

"For sale: French army rifle.  Never fired, dropped once."   :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

316zombie

for the record, i didn't burn the car. yet. pac, i only have liability insurance so it wouldn't be covered anyway, lol! i also have friends who know when to take flammable materials way from me, THEN fix my car for me. 

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: indianasmith on June 23, 2018, 10:12:43 PM
"For sale: French army rifle.  Never fired, dropped once."   :bouncegiggle:

For a history buff you don't seem to know about the history of France in ww1.

Oh, and napoleon took Moscow. No one else has.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

indianasmith

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 28, 2018, 05:15:28 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on June 23, 2018, 10:12:43 PM
"For sale: French army rifle.  Never fired, dropped once."   :bouncegiggle:

For a history buff you don't seem to know about the history of France in ww1.

Oh, and napoleon took Moscow. No one else has.

It's a JOKE, based on France's shameful  WW2 collapse.

But, in terms of REAL history - The French Army made no significant gains against the Germans in World War I and eventually went out on strike after seeing 300,000 men killed in 2 weeks in yet another wasteful, senseless offensive in 1917.  From that point forward they refused to attack until the Americans arrived!
The fact is that, since the days of Napoleon, France has had miserable luck in its military endeavors. 
Destroyed by Germany in 1870, unable to win any offensive battles in World War I, and folded like a wet paper bag in 1940.
Then lost to Vietnamese resistance fighters in 1954.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

In today's world i give the French a lot of credit for standing up to radical Islam in their country.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

indianasmith

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 28, 2018, 06:09:23 PM
In today's world i give the French a lot of credit for standing up to radical Islam in their country.

They do seem to be more aware of the issue than much of Europe, to their credit.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

Things I have been doing since lilacs last by the door yard bloomed (aka declared I was leaving bmdo): I finished a marathon; built a zip-line; watched all of a Spanish series about time travel; wrote a biography of someone turning sixty-five;  got high reviews on my new work assignment; got pooped on by a puppy (shout out there to this site's resident copraphile); celebrated my mom's birthday; gave testimony in a foreign court; and I saw The Last Jedi, which to my dismay I liked a lot.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

LilCerberus

I think I may have ticked off a few leftists.
I may need to start looking for a whole new excuse to leave the house once in a while.
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LilCerberus

It just occurred to me...
I think the secret to life, the universe, and everything may be somebody's pants size...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

indianasmith

Now that you mention it, I am a 42 . . .  :teddyr:

Oh, and I have dropped 17 pounds in the last 2 weeks.
Something called the Whole 30 diet.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

It's shocking how much homophobia was in popular culture in the 1970s. Why ABBA's Dancing Queen was the number one song!
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

Something I learned from my brief time in elementary school in Kentucky was that when he was old and sick a fly was bothering Cassius Clay, so he took his gun and shot the fly off the ceiling, and the bullet hole can be seen there even now.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

Quote from: ER on July 13, 2018, 10:08:11 AM
Something I learned from my brief time in elementary school in Kentucky was that when he was old and sick a fly was bothering Cassius Clay, so he took his gun and shot the fly off the ceiling, and the bullet hole can be seen there even now.

That makes no sense. Your about my age. Ali was no longer Cassius Clay when he was "old and sick"- he was Ali.

What? In elementary school? Ali? How young are you?   :question:
He was old and sick in the 2000's. He died in 2016. You must have your wires crossed.  :lookingup:
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