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Started by Svengoolie 3, June 28, 2018, 06:45:11 PM

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Svengoolie 3

I'm not an Indiana Jones Jan but I think they must make an IJ movie where indy pursues Nazis to a hidden land in anartica in the 50's that still has dinosaurs.

The movie must have Indy kill hitler, ride a tyrannosaur and be rescued from a fiery death by a woman.

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

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A police movie where the cops pull people over for speeding and going through red lights. Occasionally, they direct traffic when roads are being paved or guys are repairing telephone poles. On their days off, they mow their lawns and spend time with their kids. Then the movie ends.
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Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 28, 2018, 06:45:11 PM
I'm not an Indiana Jones Jan but I think they must make an IJ movie where indy pursues Nazis to a hidden land in anartica in the 50's that still has dinosaurs.

The movie must have Indy kill hitler, ride a tyrannosaur and be rescued from a fiery death by a woman.



Why wasn't this Indy part 4?

justme2013

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 28, 2018, 06:45:11 PM
I'm not an Indiana Jones Jan but I think they must make an IJ movie where indy pursues Nazis to a hidden land in anartica in the 50's that still has dinosaurs.

The movie must have Indy kill hitler, ride a tyrannosaur and be rescued from a fiery death by a woman.



This would have been so much better than Indiana Jones vs the aliens... I mean Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Leah

A black comedy horror movie about a cosplaying psychopath who: kills, skins, bathes in blood, is a cannibal, etc. The thing with her is that she kills because she can, no back story about tragic/trauma in her past. Hero is a retired police priest with a background in Kung Fu, ju jitsu, karate, etc. Bloodshed needs to be on the same level as Dead Alive, with a nice climax of the psychopath getting run over by a train and falling into a twin shredder. A genuine good versus evil, just with excessive gore and body count.
yeah no.

Svengoolie 3

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A sequel to Dredd with karl urban.

A deathwish remake featuring a black man hunting and killing neonazi white supremacists who murdered his family.

A good remake of outland with a #$%@ing scientist on the set equipped with a taser and a club. (I recommend neil degrasse tyson)

A standalone movie about The Penguin, yes the penguin from Batman. A movie that detailed his childhood, how he was abused and tormented by classmates, had a psychotic, shrieking, screaming battleaxe for a mother, was abused and spit on constantly for being a pudgy wimp until one day he stopped being that and became a monster, and preferred being a monster to being a victim. I kind of like movies where they show a bad guy but also show you that in a real sense the world made him what he was.





The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

BoyScoutKevin

#7
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 28, 2018, 06:45:11 PM
I'm not an Indiana Jones Jan but I think they must make an IJ movie where indy pursues Nazis to a hidden land in anartica in the 50's that still has dinosaurs.

The movie must have Indy kill hitler, ride a tyrannosaur and be rescued from a fiery death by a woman.



It's coming. Either in 2019 or 2020. Though, most likely not with that plot.

Director: Stephen Spielberg
Writers: Philip Kaufman, David Koepp, George Lucas
Actors: Harrison Ford, John Rhys-Davies. Rhys Davies says he wants to come back, but his return is still up in the air.
Producers: Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall, Stephen Spielberg
Music: John Williams

Though, what follows this, the 5th in the series, is anybody's guess, as many of the people involved in this, says this is their last Indiana Jones film.

This information is correct as of June 28, 2018.

bob

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