"Alternative" Entertainment facts and news

[Trevor]

Its a Wonderful Life hold the record for the most on set fatalities of any movie.

[Trevor]

"Famous South African film archivist washes undies" 

[Svengoolie 3]

Stanley Kubrick's remains were just exhumed and tested, proving he actually never took LSD in his life despite what 2001 fans believe.

[Svengoolie 3]

Bart Ripper has released a book about his uncredited role in "Blazing Saddles". He made the fart sounds for the campfire scene using a variety of methods. His role was uncredited and he received little pay for hisnpivotal role in what may be the most famous scene in comedy history.

His book, " The invisible star" details the methods he used to create the various sounds. 

It just hit the New York times destseller list at #3.

[Pacman000]

When David O Sleznic's studio burned down in the 30's, he was able to make up for it by filming the blaze & using it in Gone With the Wind.

The programmer for ET on the Atari 2600 spends most of his time in a psychiatric office these days.

[Chainsawmidget]

Mike Myers and Dana Carvey were never in the same room during the filming of Wayne's World 2.  All their scenes together were done with clever editing, body doubles, and masks. 

[Svengoolie 3]

NASA planned to fake the moon landings but the director they picked, Kubrick, demanded to film on location and NASA decided it was cheaper to just go there for real.

[Pacman000]

BREAKING NEWS: Walt Disney LTD has just bought Mars! After weeks of negotiations with the United Nations, the US, Russia, & China, the multinational entertainment conglomerate has the resources it needs to go multi-planet. They plan to terraform Mars & redub it "Disney Planet."

Dreamworks has also announced their own planet; they plan to build an entirely new satellite of the sun at L5.

Don Bluthe is running an IndiGoGo, hoping to raise funds for a planet of his own, & Six Flags plans to colonize the asteroid belt.

[Chainsawmidget]

James Cameron had costumes, sets, a cast, and script prepared for a Phantom of the Opera trilogy he wanted to do starring Mr. T.  After two weeks of filming, he finally had to be told that at no point did anyone ever approach Mr. T to ask if he wanted to be in the movie. 

[Svengoolie 3]

Ypoutube ranter and severe OCD  victim Sargod of Akaad has been voted the most boring man in the world.

[Svengoolie 3]

During director Elia Kazan's autopsy, the coroner could find no trace of a spinal column or intestines in his remains. They did not appear to have been removed and no indication that he ever had any could be found.

[Trevor]

During director Elia Kazan's autopsy, the coroner could find no trace of a spinal column or intestines in his remains. They did not appear to have been removed and no indication that he ever had any could be found.

Considering what he - and others like him - did during the HUAC Trials, I'm not surprised they couldn't find any guts or a spine.

[Svengoolie 3]

The people of Canada have voted to replace the current Canadian national anthem, the frankly horrible "Oh Canada!", with the theme of the royal Canadian kilted yaksmen from the ten and stumpy show.

https://youtu.be/_7hVjZHp6YQ

The Canadian government will send the shows creator, John Kricfalusi, 10 gallons of maple syrup, 5nbeager pelts and a set of moose antlers annually as royalties for appropriating his work.

[WingedSerpent]

Much like the alligator snapping turtle, or the wobbegong shark, Supergirl star Melissa Benoist is capable of lying underwater motionless, for hours waiting for prey to get too close.

[Svengoolie 3]

Dick van Dyke has outlived the children who starred with him in "chitty chitty bang bang".