Bedwetting.

ER · July 17, 2018, 06:38:43 PM

When was the last time you went the bed? And yes of course drunk counts.

HappyGilmore · July 17, 2018, 06:55:19 PM

I mean, not 'wetting', but I coughed in my sleep after a few days of antibiotics and sh*t my pants.

Wetting, not since I was a kid. Even drunk I manage to make it to the toilet.

RCMerchant · July 17, 2018, 07:09:06 PM

Maybe 2? I always used the pot!
But I did get up when I was drunk once and thought I was in the bathroom of the trailer and I p**sed on my brother Glenn who was sleeping on the couch. This was in-hmmmm?- 1987? I lived on Fish Lake next to my landlords bar.

The Burgomaster · July 17, 2018, 07:26:48 PM

I've been married for 24 years. Within a month or two of meeting my wife I p**sed in her bed. I don't even think I was drunk or anything. I woke up in the morning and my side of the bed was wet from my knees to my chest. I had to tell her, "I peed the bed." She's Brazilian and she replied, "Na cama?" I was humiliated.

Around the same time, we got Chinese food one night and brought it back to her apartment. It gave me potent (and frequent) farts. Before long, she had to open the window and stick her head out to get fresh air . . . in the midst of a heavy snowstorm.

She married me anyway.

RCMerchant · July 17, 2018, 07:37:02 PM

Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 17, 2018, 07:26:48 PM
I've been married for 24 years. Within a month or two of meeting my wife I p**sed in her bed. I don't even think I was drunk or anything. I woke up in the morning and my side of the bed was wet from my knees to my chest. I had to tell her, "I peed the bed." She's Brazilian and she replied, "Na cama?" I was humiliated.

Around the same time, we got Chinese food one night and brought it back to her apartment. It gave me potent (and frequent) farts. Before long, she had to open the window and stick her head out to get fresh air . . . in the midst of a heavy snowstorm.

She married me anyway.

Must be true love, my freind!

I'd have ran in horror!

RCMerchant · July 17, 2018, 07:42:52 PM

My friend Ethan got drunk and I passed out- (because I was drunk too) and he p**sed himself sitting on my couch. We were watching a movie. His girlfreind was in the back room. I passed out too. I woke up and he had p**sed his pants.
WORST part
When I passed out- I slumped into his f**king p!ssy lap- so my cheek was laying on his p!ssy crotch.

RCMerchant · July 17, 2018, 08:05:31 PM

Why would you even ask about something like this?
A fetish of yours? WTF, man?

You ask questions: When's the last time you p**sed yourself?

WTF is wrong with you?
When's he last time you p**sed yourself?
Was it good for you?

YOUR INSANE.

I'm not saying that in a good way. Your out of your f**king mind, ER.
Your insane.

Leah · July 17, 2018, 08:17:48 PM

I haven't experienced the ~~delight~~ disgust of passed out p**sed yet. As for the other way, erm maybe when I was in middle school, due to that I was peeing in the dream.

Allhallowsday · July 17, 2018, 08:32:09 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on July 17, 2018, 08:05:31 PM
Why would you even ask about something like this?
A fetish of yours? WTF, man?
You ask questions: When's the last time you p**sed yourself?
WTF is wrong with you?
When's he last time you p**sed yourself?
Was it good for you?
YOUR INSANE.
I'm not saying that in a good way. Your out of your f**king mind, ER.

Your insane.

If that's true, then why all the responses?

ER · July 17, 2018, 08:59:06 PM

THANK you, AHD!

Now I am going to mosey down and post a little story I call Death Match....

RCMerchant · July 17, 2018, 11:08:13 PM

Quote from: ER on July 17, 2018, 08:59:06 PM
THANK you, AHD!

Now I am going to mosey down and post a little story I call Death Match....

-and I'll post a little story called- "Let's dig into your psyche and find out your weakness so I can exploit them."

My brother Glenn and my youngest son Eddie had problems's with bedwetting. It Embarraesed them for a very long time.
But thats your speciality, is'nt it ER?
Finding weakness and opening wounds?
Your a vindictive woman looking to hurt people with posts- hiding behind prose.
You don't fool me. Ya know- I thought maybe you changed.
You haven't.
You don't come hear to write about movies. You come here to push whatever personal drama you have going. And others buttons.
Like it's your "My Diary".
You talk about "God's Love"? The only person you love is yourself.
Why don't you mosey on home and go f**k yourself.

Allhallowsday · July 17, 2018, 11:35:43 PM

AlbertMond · July 17, 2018, 11:56:36 PM

You like it when I p**s the bed don't you?

YEAH

*p**ses Bed*

I bet you're gonna bring this up to hurt me in the future, ER, you heartless monster! Shame on you!

Allhallowsday · July 18, 2018, 12:50:31 AM

retrorussell · July 18, 2018, 01:53:37 AM

I don't really recall doing that as a kid-- did it once that I remember as an adult (very drunk-- and angrily got out of my clothes quickly as I felt it happen). I've done the other number in bed a handful of times when I got really, really sick. I hated when I got sick from both ends at the same time.